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20 April 2012, 02:01 AM
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Real Name: Bob
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Homeland Sec. Airport Screening Results
Statistics on airport security for Jan. 2012 from Homeland Security.
Terrorists discovered- 0 Transvestites-133 Hernias-1485 Hemorrhoid cases-3172 Enlarged prostate-8249 Breast implants-59,350 Natural blondes-3
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20 April 2012, 02:08 AM
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20 April 2012, 02:20 AM
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20 April 2012, 02:27 AM
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`nice to know where your tax dollars are being squandered.
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20 April 2012, 05:00 AM
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20 April 2012, 05:04 AM
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20 April 2012, 05:36 AM
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 Natural blondes...
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21 April 2012, 12:48 AM
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23 April 2012, 01:48 AM
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Alright Dr. Bob - if that's really your true name - the Department would like to interview you about accessing our secure sensitive database. It seems a hacker - likely you, no doubt - accessed the system and altered our data.
In fact, there were zero natural blondes detected in January, 2012...
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23 April 2012, 10:25 PM
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25 April 2012, 09:04 PM
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