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Old 1 September 2012, 05:28 AM   #1
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A public apology to you all>>>>>>>>
I want to humbly apologize to anyone who apologized today. I'm sorry for all the violated TRF members and hope with
this post that you accept my apology, but takes you to the need to forgive you in yet another apology post. If you
have not noticed it so I ask actually apologized for this behavior and I'm really hurt about this apology posting will pass
away all weekend. So please forgive me and let's move on.
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Old 1 September 2012, 05:29 AM   #2
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Well it's about time.
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Old 1 September 2012, 05:31 AM   #3
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Jocke, if you don't mind,

can you please repeat this,

but this time in English.
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Old 1 September 2012, 05:33 AM   #4
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Jocke, I am so sorry that you are so sorry that I couldn't be any sorrier.
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Old 1 September 2012, 05:38 AM   #5
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Jocke, if you don't mind,

can you please repeat this,

but this time in English.
Why not ask Paul to repeat it in Swedish?
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Old 1 September 2012, 05:40 AM   #6
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Why not ask Paul to repeat it in Swedish?
Ahh, I wish he would do it.
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Old 1 September 2012, 05:42 AM   #7
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I would like to apologise to anyone I have not offended today.

Please be patient, I will get to you shortly
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Old 1 September 2012, 06:08 AM   #8
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Y'all are a sorry bunch...
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Old 1 September 2012, 06:13 AM   #10
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Old 1 September 2012, 06:15 AM   #11
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All the above apologies are insufficient.

When you all are truly sincerely sorry, your apologies might then be acceptable.



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Why not ask Paul to repeat it in Swedish?
Working on it.......
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Working on it.......
Can hardly wait.
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Working on it.......
We're all waiting Paul.
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Don't hold your breath.

And Jocke, I cannot accept your apology at this time. I'm sorry.
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Old 1 September 2012, 07:54 AM   #18
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To all my TRF brethern....

Oh, Bless you Jocke, you tried very hard my friend, but I'm afraid your English just is not up to the task... So let me help you. Here is Jocke's posting in his native language:

Jag vill ödmjukt be om ursäkt till alla som bad om ursäkt idag. Jag är ledsen för alla brutit TRF medlemmar och hopp med
det här inlägget att du accepterar min ursäkt, men tar dig till behovet att förlåta dig i ännu en ursäkt post. Om du
har inte märkt det så jag ber verkligen om ursäkt för detta beteende och jag är verkligen sårad om detta ursäkt inlägg kommer att passera
bort hela helgen. Så förlåt mig och låt oss gå vidare.


Try as he might, he just couldn't get it close enough in to English, so let me help you my friend, since I speak Swedish fluently now. Here is what Jocke was trying to say translated in to English:

To the establishement of the fuzzy navel society.. It pains my inner thighs to learn of the association between establishments of a fulsome attitude, perplexing within your pre-posed linear actuaters. Further more, if there are hubris amounts of an abbotoir, within our conglomeration, it is my hope that we have an afflatus not to be belicose concerning the beorgeous. To thee, I express, my chateline has delenda these terrible obsession. So, I denouement this entire process.


Yep, I guess that about sums it up.

Oh, almost forgot one last part.....

And when the Star of Beauty, is damaged by a carrot, then I will swim with Gopher, and jump in the bathtub.
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Old 1 September 2012, 08:02 AM   #19
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To all my TRF brethern....

Oh, Bless you Jocke, you tried very hard my friend, but I'm afraid your English just is not up to the task... So let me help you. Here is Jocke's posting in his native language:

Jag vill ödmjukt be om ursäkt till alla som bad om ursäkt idag. Jag är ledsen för alla brutit TRF medlemmar och hopp med
det här inlägget att du accepterar min ursäkt, men tar dig till behovet att förlåta dig i ännu en ursäkt post. Om du
har inte märkt det så jag ber verkligen om ursäkt för detta beteende och jag är verkligen sårad om detta ursäkt inlägg kommer att passera
bort hela helgen. Så förlåt mig och låt oss gå vidare.


Try as he might, he just couldn't get it close enough in to English, so let me help you my friend, since I speak Swedish fluently now. Here is what Jocke was trying to say translated in to English:

To the establishement of the fuzzy navel society.. It pains my inner thighs to learn of the association between establishments of a fulsome attitude, perplexing within your pre-posed linear actuaters. Further more, if there are hubris amounts of an abbotoir, within our conglomeration, it is my hope that we have an afflatus not to be belicose concerning the beorgeous. To thee, I express, my chateline has delenda these terrible obsession. So, I denouement this entire process.


Yep, I guess that about sums it up.

Oh, almost forgot one last part.....

And when the Star of Beauty, is damaged by a carrot, then I will swim with Gopher, and jump in the bathtub.
To which I will sy: "One grunch, but that eggplant over there." Courtesy of Alfred E. Newman, Mad Magazine.
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To all my TRF brethern....

Oh, Bless you Jocke, you tried very hard my friend, but I'm afraid your English just is not up to the task... So let me help you. Here is Jocke's posting in his native language:

Jag vill ödmjukt be om ursäkt till alla som bad om ursäkt idag. Jag är ledsen för alla brutit TRF medlemmar och hopp med
det här inlägget att du accepterar min ursäkt, men tar dig till behovet att förlåta dig i ännu en ursäkt post. Om du
har inte märkt det så jag ber verkligen om ursäkt för detta beteende och jag är verkligen sårad om detta ursäkt inlägg kommer att passera
bort hela helgen. Så förlåt mig och låt oss gå vidare.


Try as he might, he just couldn't get it close enough in to English, so let me help you my friend, since I speak Swedish fluently now. Here is what Jocke was trying to say translated in to English:

To the establishement of the fuzzy navel society.. It pains my inner thighs to learn of the association between establishments of a fulsome attitude, perplexing within your pre-posed linear actuaters. Further more, if there are hubris amounts of an abbotoir, within our conglomeration, it is my hope that we have an afflatus not to be belicose concerning the beorgeous. To thee, I express, my chateline has delenda these terrible obsession. So, I denouement this entire process.


Yep, I guess that about sums it up.

Oh, almost forgot one last part.....

And when the Star of Beauty, is damaged by a carrot, then I will swim with Gopher, and jump in the bathtub.
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To which I will sy: "One grunch, but that eggplant over there." Courtesy of Alfred E. Newman, Mad Magazine.
That was deep guys...
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Apologies excepted !

Finally

HAGWe all

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Old 1 September 2012, 04:03 PM   #23
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That is really bad Carl.

Oops....sorry.
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Old 1 September 2012, 08:11 PM   #24
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Old 1 September 2012, 09:16 PM   #25
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That is really bad Carl.

Oops....sorry.
You just don't understand my art Eddie!

Oops...I guess I should apologize too!
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thanks for clearing that up paul.
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All the above apologies are insufficient.

When you all are truly sincerely sorry, your apologies might then be acceptable.



Sorry if I offend thee.
Ok. I'm sorry about you're being sorry about Joaquim being sorry,
and on and on and so it goes(with apologies to Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.)........

So sorry, Kurt and to anyone else I offended for the .................
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Hope all is well with you, Dan.

Sorry, if it isn't.

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What a sorry thread.

Sorry about that outburst.
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