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21 November 2012, 09:33 PM | #1 |
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Got a headache Again Dear.
Warning Adult Joke.
A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and was climbing into bed when his wife complained, as usual, "I have a headache." "Perfect," her husband said. "I was just in the bathroom powdering my pen#s with aspirin. You can take it orally, or as a suppository, it's up to you." Did you hear about the migraine-prone woman whose husband screwed a mirror onto the ceiling, so she could watch her headaches?
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21 November 2012, 10:07 PM | #2 |
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22 November 2012, 11:26 AM | #3 |
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22 November 2012, 11:40 AM | #4 |
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hehehehe!
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22 November 2012, 11:54 AM | #5 |
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actually made me
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24 November 2012, 12:34 AM | #6 |
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LMAO....
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24 November 2012, 03:52 AM | #7 |
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Love it! Told it to my wife who ROFL!!
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9 September 2016, 04:13 AM | #8 |
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I heard a different version of this but this one is funnier!
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9 September 2016, 03:27 PM | #9 |
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9 September 2016, 06:30 PM | #10 |
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Grinding the aspirin into powder
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9 September 2016, 06:33 PM | #11 |
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:)
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9 September 2016, 07:10 PM | #12 |
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10 September 2016, 03:05 AM | #14 |
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Good one!
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15 September 2016, 02:51 AM | #15 |
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I'm spitting up my coffee here.
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16 September 2016, 03:12 AM | #16 |
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Now that is something to make me laugh
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24 September 2016, 11:44 AM | #17 |
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Makes a good laugh
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29 September 2016, 10:44 PM | #18 |
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Haha
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