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AJC · 19 November 2005, 09:25 PM

A Woman Was Shopping At Her Local Supermarket Where She Selected:

1 Half-gallon Of 2% Milk,
1 Dozen Eggs,
1 Quart Of Orange Juice,
1 Head Of Romaine Lettuce,
2 Lbs. Of Coffee,
1 Lb. Package Of Bacon.

As She Was Unloading Her Items On The Conveyor Belt To Check Out, A Drunk
Standing Behind Her Watched As She Placed The Items In Front Of The Cashier.
While The Cashier Was Ringing Up Her Purchases, The Drunk

Calmly Stated," You Must Be Single."

The Woman Was A Bit Startled By This Proclamation, But She Was Intrigued By
The Derelict's Intuition, Since She Was Indeed Single. She Looked At Her Six
Items On The Belt And Saw Nothing Particularly Unusual About Her Selections
That Could Have Tipped Off The Drunk To Her Marital Status.

Curiosity Getting The Better Of Her, She Said "well, You Know What, You're
Absolutely Correct. But How On Earth Did You Know That?"

The Drunk Replied.......

...........

"'cause You're Ugly."

JJ Irani · 20 November 2005, 04:03 AM

pensivedoc · 20 November 2005, 04:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AJC

A Woman Was Shopping At Her Local Supermarket Where She Selected:

1 Half-gallon Of 2% Milk,
1 Dozen Eggs,
1 Quart Of Orange Juice,
1 Head Of Romaine Lettuce,
2 Lbs. Of Coffee,
1 Lb. Package Of Bacon.

As She Was Unloading Her Items On The Conveyor Belt To Check Out, A Drunk
Standing Behind Her Watched As She Placed The Items In Front Of The Cashier.
While The Cashier Was Ringing Up Her Purchases, The Drunk

Calmly Stated," You Must Be Single."

The Woman Was A Bit Startled By This Proclamation, But She Was Intrigued By
The Derelict's Intuition, Since She Was Indeed Single. She Looked At Her Six
Items On The Belt And Saw Nothing Particularly Unusual About Her Selections
That Could Have Tipped Off The Drunk To Her Marital Status.

Curiosity Getting The Better Of Her, She Said "well, You Know What, You're
Absolutely Correct. But How On Earth Did You Know That?"

The Drunk Replied.......

...........

"'cause You're Ugly."

Nice. This one snuck up on me. :)

dina · 20 November 2005, 05:30 AM

BruceS · 20 November 2005, 05:45 AM

I really wasn't expecting that punch line

20 November 2005, 05:49 AM

ROFLMAO!! That was brilliant - not expected at all........

rolexchick · 21 November 2005, 02:38 AM

wasn't expecting that either.

19 November 2005, 09:25 PM	#1
AJC Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Australia Posts: 1,878	An astute drunk A Woman Was Shopping At Her Local Supermarket Where She Selected: 1 Half-gallon Of 2% Milk, 1 Dozen Eggs, 1 Quart Of Orange Juice, 1 Head Of Romaine Lettuce, 2 Lbs. Of Coffee, 1 Lb. Package Of Bacon. As She Was Unloading Her Items On The Conveyor Belt To Check Out, A Drunk Standing Behind Her Watched As She Placed The Items In Front Of The Cashier. While The Cashier Was Ringing Up Her Purchases, The Drunk Calmly Stated," You Must Be Single." The Woman Was A Bit Startled By This Proclamation, But She Was Intrigued By The Derelict's Intuition, Since She Was Indeed Single. She Looked At Her Six Items On The Belt And Saw Nothing Particularly Unusual About Her Selections That Could Have Tipped Off The Drunk To Her Marital Status. Curiosity Getting The Better Of Her, She Said "well, You Know What, You're Absolutely Correct. But How On Earth Did You Know That?" The Drunk Replied....... ........... "'cause You're Ugly."

20 November 2005, 04:03 AM	#2
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,319	__________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

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