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jatco · 17 February 2013, 11:57 AM

Mike was going to be married to Karen, so his Father sat him down for a little chat.
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He said, 'Mike, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants, handed them to your Mother, and said, 'Here, try these on.''
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She did and said, 'These are too big. I can't wear them.'
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I replied, 'Exactly.. I wear the pants in this family and I always will.'
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Ever since that night, we have never had any problems.
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'Hmmm,' said Mike. He thought that might be a good thing to try.
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So....On his honeymoon, Mike took off his pants and said to Karen, 'Here,
try these on..!
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She tried them on and said, 'These are too large. They don't fit me.'
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Mike said, 'Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will.
I don't want you to ever forget that.'
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Then Karen took off her panties and handed them to Mike. She said, 'Here,
you try on mine !
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Mike did and said, 'I can't get into your panties.'
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Karen said, 'Exactly....
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And if you don't change your smart-ass attitude, you never will.' .....

paverman · 17 February 2013, 01:22 PM

That's funny.

Psmith · 17 February 2013, 02:11 PM

JohnBoy · 17 February 2013, 03:22 PM

Good One!

Bangel · 17 February 2013, 04:06 PM

swatty · 17 February 2013, 04:44 PM

leica · 17 February 2013, 04:57 PM

Lollll

TSW · 17 February 2013, 05:02 PM

:)

asadtiger · 17 February 2013, 08:13 PM

:)

ROLEX2447 · 18 February 2013, 01:49 AM

Good one!

FeelingTheBlues · 18 February 2013, 10:37 PM

77T · 19 February 2013, 11:14 AM

mtrunner · 20 February 2013, 05:22 AM

Awesome!

Trouble15 · 26 February 2013, 01:21 PM

speedracer5.0 · 12 March 2013, 10:06 AM

Nice.

SWISSAHOLICS · 19 March 2013, 09:44 AM

Hilarious!!

LA_LEC · 19 March 2013, 05:41 PM

Too funny!!

dddrees · 19 March 2013, 08:44 PM

D'oh!

How times have changed.

1675-David · 19 March 2013, 09:37 PM

mjclark32 · 19 March 2013, 09:40 PM

Hahahaha

linesiders · 29 March 2013, 12:20 AM

Oldie but a goodie hehehe

Cru Jones · 29 March 2013, 12:32 AM

:-)

Lion · 29 March 2013, 03:22 AM

Very good...and true!!!

TSW · 29 March 2013, 04:48 PM

:)

Steve N · 29 March 2013, 11:30 PM

So true

subtona · 29 March 2013, 11:53 PM

Trouble15 · 11 April 2013, 12:05 PM

17 February 2013, 11:57 AM	#1
jatco 2024 SubLV41 Pledge Member Join Date: Feb 2010 Real Name: Thomas Location: YVR Watch: 116233/79190 Posts: 50,525	Pants vs Panties Mike was going to be married to Karen, so his Father sat him down for a little chat. . He said, 'Mike, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants, handed them to your Mother, and said, 'Here, try these on.'' . She did and said, 'These are too big. I can't wear them.' . I replied, 'Exactly.. I wear the pants in this family and I always will.' . Ever since that night, we have never had any problems. . 'Hmmm,' said Mike. He thought that might be a good thing to try. . So....On his honeymoon, Mike took off his pants and said to Karen, 'Here, try these on..! . She tried them on and said, 'These are too large. They don't fit me.' . Mike said, 'Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will. I don't want you to ever forget that.' . Then Karen took off her panties and handed them to Mike. She said, 'Here, you try on mine ! . Mike did and said, 'I can't get into your panties.' . Karen said, 'Exactly.... . And if you don't change your smart-ass attitude, you never will.' ..... __________________ . ..- ' A Crown for every achievement '

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