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Old 28 November 2005, 06:59 PM   #1
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Camel Toe Contest Two Finalists

Very hard and extremely difficult to choose the winner

Miss Canada.





Miss Alabama.

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Old 28 November 2005, 08:05 PM   #2
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Personally, I'd go for Miss Canada. Maybe Johnny knows her.
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Old 29 November 2005, 12:43 AM   #3
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Personally, I'd go for Miss Canada. Maybe Johnny knows her.
Actually I don't, but I'll guess Al does.
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Old 29 November 2005, 03:10 AM   #4
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I just love Canadians! John made me an honourary Canuk you know. Reckon they need camel toe inspectors up there oh yeah baby
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Old 29 November 2005, 03:12 AM   #5
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I've seen a few 'camel toes' in my life, but isn't the one at the bottom just way too high up?
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Old 29 November 2005, 03:14 AM   #6
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I've seen a few 'camel toes' in my life, but isn't the one at the bottom just way too high up?
It is... I'd call it a brontosaurus toe.
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Old 29 November 2005, 03:14 AM   #7
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I've seen a few 'camel toes' in my life, but isn't the one at the bottom just way too high up?
Every-things big and high in America JJ even the camel toes,perhaps she is on crack.
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Old 29 November 2005, 03:17 AM   #8
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I just love Canadians! John made me an honourary Canuk you know. Reckon they need camel toe inspectors up there oh yeah baby
Yep, Bruce is an honorary Canadian. Bruce, I think the Fed just advertised a position for a camel toe inspector. The position calls for excellent photographic skills, someone who is punctual, and willing to inspect those toes from South America, Spain and the Pacific Rim. Wanna forward me your C.V.
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Old 29 November 2005, 03:28 AM   #9
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Yep, Bruce is an honorary Canadian. Bruce, I think the Fed just advertised a position for a camel toe inspector. The position calls for excellent photographic skills, someone who is punctual, and willing to inspect those toes from South America, Spain and the Pacific Rim. Wanna forward me your C.V.
Coming right up mate! Will you call my wife and tell her we're moving to Canada now
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Old 29 November 2005, 03:29 AM   #10
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Coming right up mate! Will you call my wife and tell her we're moving to Canada now
First you talk about the UK, then Canada....when do I get my turn?
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You know, the Canadian bird looks like a plastic doll in that pic.
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Old 29 November 2005, 03:31 AM   #12
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More pics JJ. More pics
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Old 29 November 2005, 03:38 AM   #13
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Bruce, you have been to Canada... You know what the girls are like up here. Whizzer was amazed by all the hotties he saw when he visited me. Pssst, dont mention Mrs. Van Rijk to him... he may go missing for a few weeks, um... winding his watch.
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Ottawa is so great for bird watching. With all those Universities there is ample supply! Must be the cleaner living up there 'cause the Canuk birds are hot
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Old 29 November 2005, 03:43 AM   #15
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More than just a toe there mate!
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Ottawa is so great for bird watching. With all those Universities there is ample supply! Must be the cleaner living up there 'cause the Canuk birds are hot
Never mind Bruce you will soon have some,very smart and very accommodating Cornish sheep,most are quite hot and make excellent jumpers.
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Old 29 November 2005, 03:50 AM   #17
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Never mind Bruce you will soon have some,very smart and very accommodating Cornish sheep,most are quite hot and make excellent jumpers.
I can hardly contain myself Peter
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Old 29 November 2005, 03:51 AM   #18
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Come to NZ, Bruce....I promise you "virgin" wool here!!!
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Old 29 November 2005, 04:01 AM   #19
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I like my sheep to be experienced
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Sounds like you are experienced too Bruce.
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Promise virgin wool in NZ Bruce,thats a bloody laugh.Now Bruce where does JJ live,I rest my case.
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Old 29 November 2005, 04:05 AM   #22
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