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18 November 2013, 02:51 PM
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The Secretary
A friend visited his old college dorm-mate's office and commented on how sexy his secretary was...
"Thanks! It's a robot actually, named Monica - and you won't believe this... If you squeeze her right breast, she takes dictation. If you squeeze her left breast, she types letters. I'll lend her to you for a day and you test her out. Next day, the friend called from the hospital and shouted, "You bas#@%*!" . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . You didn't tell me that the HOLE between Monica's legs is a pencil sharpener...! . . .
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18 November 2013, 05:15 PM
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18 November 2013, 07:24 PM
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18 November 2013, 07:55 PM
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18 November 2013, 09:06 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2012
Real Name: Tim
Location: Pennsylvania
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19 November 2013, 03:23 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2013
Real Name: Christopher
Location: Georgia, USA
Watch: ing the Sea...
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I did not see that one coming....
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