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leethal21 · 12 February 2008, 12:23 AM

We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed:

GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the boys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask, "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the boys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say, "You're next."

I hope this clears up any confusion. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in death

frostie · 12 February 2008, 12:31 AM

DavidHasselhoff · 12 February 2008, 01:02 AM

redshirt1957 · 12 February 2008, 01:59 AM

From that explanation I have neither.

Tools · 12 February 2008, 02:52 AM

JJ Irani · 12 February 2008, 03:04 AM

bgriz · 12 February 2008, 10:18 AM

jasonbellevue · 12 February 2008, 03:07 PM

jmjm · 12 February 2008, 04:41 PM

That is funny.

cmr · 12 February 2008, 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by redshirt1957

From that explanation I have neither.

+1 lol

Wildwing · 18 February 2008, 03:59 PM

Reminds me of a discussion between two frenchmen. One asks, "Monsieur, what is savoir faire?" The other answers, "Savoir faire is having ze bravery to go to bed with ze wife of his best friend with danger of him catching zem in ze act." The first replies, "Oh no monsieur. Savoir faire is exactly what you describe... And ze two may continue."

CPCC · 2 March 2008, 04:58 PM

mdx77 · 3 March 2008, 01:09 AM

12 February 2008, 12:23 AM	#1
leethal21 Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Real Name: Rick Location: Canada Watch: SD Posts: 232	guts vs balls We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed: GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the boys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask, "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?" BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the boys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say, "You're next." I hope this clears up any confusion. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in death

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18 February 2008, 03:59 PM	#11
Wildwing "TRF" Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Virginia, USA Posts: 593	Reminds me of a discussion between two frenchmen. One asks, "Monsieur, what is savoir faire?" The other answers, "Savoir faire is having ze bravery to go to bed with ze wife of his best friend with danger of him catching zem in ze act." The first replies, "Oh no monsieur. Savoir faire is exactly what you describe... And ze two may continue."

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