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anilzat · 6 January 2014, 03:32 PM

A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged,balding man standing at the counter methodically placing"Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all overthem. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts sprayingscent all over them.
His curiosity getting the better of him, he goes up to thebalding man and asks him what he is doing. The man says"I'm sending out 1,000 Valentine cards signed, 'Guess who?'"
"But why?" asks the man.
"I'm a divorce lawyer," the man replies

DCgator · 6 January 2014, 04:21 PM

Excellent!

ltmgeller · 6 January 2014, 07:10 PM

cop414 · 7 January 2014, 09:26 AM

Sperry · 7 January 2014, 10:25 AM

Excellent!

Hey, are you John Williams, Film Score Composer?

FeelingTheBlues · 7 January 2014, 12:10 PM

Hairdude1 · 7 January 2014, 12:25 PM

Awesome

SLS · 8 January 2014, 07:45 AM

Bangel · 11 January 2014, 07:37 PM

6 January 2014, 03:32 PM	#1
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