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Earl · 28 February 2008, 01:20 AM

George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.

He phoned the police, who asked 'Is someone in your house?' and he said 'no'. Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when available.

George said, 'Okay,' hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again.

“Hello, I just called you a f ew seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I've just shot them.' Then he hung up.

Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response Unit, and an ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence and caught the burglars red-handed.

One of the Policemen said to George: 'I thought you said that you'd shot them!'

George said, 'I thought you said there was nobody available!'

Don't mess with old people!!

Prince · 28 February 2008, 01:24 AM

YEEEEESSSSS!!!!!

Good one, Earl!!!

Earl · 28 February 2008, 01:43 AM

:o)

JJ Irani · 28 February 2008, 03:15 AM

Carolina · 28 February 2008, 03:57 AM

frostie · 28 February 2008, 05:44 AM

mdx77 · 28 February 2008, 09:48 AM

bgriz · 28 February 2008, 01:43 PM

Tools · 28 February 2008, 03:11 PM

got that one posted next to the phone...

28 February 2008, 01:20 AM	#1
Earl "TRF" Member Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: Who Me? Location: Northern Virginia Watch: out Posts: 4,616	How To Call The Police When You're Old And Don't Move Very Fast Any More. George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things. He phoned the police, who asked 'Is someone in your house?' and he said 'no'. Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when available. George said, 'Okay,' hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again. “Hello, I just called you a f ew seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I've just shot them.' Then he hung up. Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response Unit, and an ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence and caught the burglars red-handed. One of the Policemen said to George: 'I thought you said that you'd shot them!' George said, 'I thought you said there was nobody available!' Don't mess with old people!!

28 February 2008, 01:24 AM	#2
Prince "TRF" Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Real Name: Allan Location: St. Augustine, FL Watch: Daytona/Sub/GMT/DJ Posts: 20,323	YEEEEESSSSS!!!!! Good one, Earl!!! __________________ Member: Rolex Keeper's Society "You see, you can't please everyone, so you got to please yourself." - Rick Nelson

28 February 2008, 03:15 AM	#4
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28 February 2008, 03:11 PM	#9
Tools TRF Moderator & 2024 SubLV41 Patron Join Date: May 2007 Real Name: Larry Location: Mojave Desert Watch: GMT's Posts: 43,514	got that one posted next to the phone... __________________ (Chill ... It's just a watch Forum.....) NAWCC Member

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