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Old 3 April 2014, 05:32 PM   #1
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Stunt Pilot

A young lady walks into a supermarket and on her way round she sees the bloke who had his wicked way with her the previous evening, after they had met in a pub.

He was stacking washing powder boxes onto the shelves.

"You lying toad" she yells, "last night you told me you were a stunt pilot"

"No" he says "I told you I was a member of the Ariel display team"
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Old 4 April 2014, 04:58 AM   #2
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Old 4 April 2014, 11:42 AM   #3
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Old 11 February 2015, 10:06 AM   #4
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Old 11 February 2015, 10:17 AM   #5
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Old 14 February 2015, 08:29 AM   #6
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Old 14 February 2015, 02:51 PM   #7
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Good catch & revival...good joke. :-)
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Old 5 March 2015, 06:53 AM   #8
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Old 5 March 2015, 06:54 AM   #9
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Old 5 March 2015, 06:58 AM   #10
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Old 5 March 2015, 08:26 AM   #11
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