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21 October 2014, 12:58 PM
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Being towed . . . what a story . . . .
Last year I was towed because of a flat rear tire on my Corvette
Today I started Mrs Range and suddenly the oil pressure light came on Downtown LA . . . Now luckily I only drove 50 ft and cut the engine so hopefully it's just the oil pump or a oil line that's blocked BTW car came out of service Saturday evening . . . AAA Premier . . . here we go . . . So the tower arrived after 20 min and we had a chat . . . what else can you do . . . So we jumped into the truck and off to the garage . . . So he gave me a bottle of water and tuut tuut there we go . . . The driver started talking about cars but he actually was a biker So he went through almost all brands but Suzuki was the best . . . Just to let you know Sir riding my bike I actually met my ex-girl . . . "Mmmmmm amazing . . . what bikes can do" I replied Oh yes Sir it was quite a story . . . I'll tell you the whole thing . . "OK I am all ears" ;-) So I was riding my bike and at a stop for coffee there where 2 nice beautiful black ladies about 30 years old You know Sir with the whole package . . . BTW he was 35 I guess . . . about 300 lbs . . . but nicely dressed and his hair styled . . . good smelling perfume . . . Not a copy of Brad Pitt . . . but neither am I . . . .  "So I started talking to them and both wanted a ride on my bike" "But one of them was really huge and I told her my bike had a weight restriction . . . so I took the other girl since I liked her more" "Mmmmmmm smart trick" I replied "Yes Sir she was so beautiful and she had so great breasts . . ." "Mmmmmm did she ?" "Oh yes Sir she did. But I don't want to be offensive but do you know something about breasts ?" "We'll I have seen some during the years why ?" We'll the first girl had a EE cup and my ex girlfriend only a DD . . . The first-time we rode together on my bike it was like having 2 airbags in my back . . . She told me that she wanted to ride the bike and I didn't complained Sir . . . Do you know what I had in my hand . . . And the story kept going during my ride in his truck . . . So thank you AAA I really didn't know that I also had a subscription on Discovery . . . We'll typing this story my cheeks still hurt thinking back at this DD/EE tower . . . Hopefully nobody is shocked but I had to tell this story The USA . . . quite an experience And no . . . he did not wear a Rolex . . . but I did . . . What a day . . . HAGOne |
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21 October 2014, 01:03 PM
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Thank you for sharing this story. I had a good laugh.
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21 October 2014, 01:09 PM
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Did the entertainment cost extra?
Good luck with your car repair.
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21 October 2014, 01:13 PM
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The car will be fixed . . . . insurance ;-) Have a nice evening my friends |
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21 October 2014, 02:08 PM
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Hahaha, great story. Really made me laugh. Especially the two airbags.
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21 October 2014, 02:11 PM
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Great story. But aaa for the oil light coming on after 50 ft? My oil lights been on for a week. Guess I better get on that
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21 October 2014, 02:11 PM
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Some tow truck drivers and taxi drivers have a knack for entertaining banter.
It's always fun to get a good one. And yes, I unfortunately had a car that had to be towed so many times that GEICO sent me a note offering suggestions on how to keep a car from breaking down, so I've shared the cab with quite a few tow truck drivers. That car was stolen from my apartment parking lot and honestly, it was the best thing that ever happened to me.
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21 October 2014, 02:15 PM
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Good one Marc.
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21 October 2014, 08:49 PM
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Marc, you started my morning off with a good belly laugh, thanks I needed it!
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21 October 2014, 10:44 PM
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22 October 2014, 01:29 AM
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Much better than a grumpy driver!
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22 October 2014, 10:05 AM
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First of all, I'm surprised you got an English speaking tow truck driver.
Sounds like he should have written down that story and sent it to Penthouse magazine. |
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22 October 2014, 10:27 AM
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What a hell of a driver . . . .
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22 October 2014, 02:08 PM
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Sounds about right marc. RR has lights coming on. Check Entertaining tow truck driver. Check Marc is wearing a rolex. Check  I love funny conversations like that. Breaks up the monotony. |
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