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Oscar · 1 May 2008, 10:06 PM

A man wakes up in the hospital, bandaged from head to foot.
The doctor comes in and says, "Ah, I see you've regained consciousness.
Now, you probably won't remember, but you were in a pile-up on the freeway.
You're going to be okay, you'll walk again and everything, but..... something happened. I'm trying to break this gently, but the fact is, your willy was chopped off in the wreck, and we were unable to find it."
The man groans, but the doctor goes on, "You've got $9000 in insurance compensation coming to you, and we havethe technology now to build you a new willy that will work as well as your old one did - better in fact! But the thing is, it doesn't come cheap. It's $1000 an inch."
The man perks up at this.
So, the doctor says, "it's for you to decide how many inches you want. But it's something you'd better discusswithyour wife. I mean, if you had a five inch one before the accident, and you decide to go for a nine incher, she might be a bit put out. But if you had a nine inch one before, and you decide only to invest in a five incher this time, she might be disappointed. So it's important that she plays a role in helping you make the decision."
The man agrees to talk with his wife. The doctor comes back the next day.
"So," says the doctor, "have you spoken with your wife?"
"I have," says the man.
"And has she helped you in making the decision?"
"She has," says the man.
"And what is it?" asks the doctor.
"We're getting a new kitchen."

Scarface · 1 May 2008, 10:19 PM

toph · 1 May 2008, 10:37 PM

Lisa · 1 May 2008, 11:17 PM

I think I giggled a little too much on this one.

Oscar · 1 May 2008, 11:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lisa

I think I giggled a little too much on this one.

Oh, I see!!! The kitchen must be far more important.

The best way to get through to a man is through his stomach.

A Loud Hailer (see Bull horn) does not work. I am deaf when my wife uses that.

Oscar · 1 May 2008, 11:25 PM

If I sold that product $1,000 per inch on the Australian Stock Exchange I would be a rich man...........

JJ Irani · 2 May 2008, 04:15 AM

T5AUS · 2 May 2008, 05:48 AM

TDH · 2 May 2008, 02:36 PM

jasonbellevue · 2 May 2008, 04:08 PM

Tools · 3 May 2008, 09:34 AM

As long as you have enough left over for a new Rolex, what's the problem....

chevycorvette · 3 May 2008, 09:58 AM

i have 20k in bank right now.

Bisquitlips · 16 April 2009, 08:57 AM

Lion · 16 April 2009, 10:47 AM

Very funny!!!

coddger · 16 April 2009, 02:08 PM

hflee55 · 16 April 2009, 10:01 PM

1 May 2008, 10:06 PM	#1
Oscar "TRF" Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Real Name: Michael Location: Melb, Australia Watch: SS GMTIIC Posts: 1,350	Men Are Not Valued by the Fairer Sex A man wakes up in the hospital, bandaged from head to foot. The doctor comes in and says, "Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. Now, you probably won't remember, but you were in a pile-up on the freeway. You're going to be okay, you'll walk again and everything, but..... something happened. I'm trying to break this gently, but the fact is, your willy was chopped off in the wreck, and we were unable to find it." The man groans, but the doctor goes on, "You've got $9000 in insurance compensation coming to you, and we havethe technology now to build you a new willy that will work as well as your old one did - better in fact! But the thing is, it doesn't come cheap. It's $1000 an inch." The man perks up at this. So, the doctor says, "it's for you to decide how many inches you want. But it's something you'd better discusswithyour wife. I mean, if you had a five inch one before the accident, and you decide to go for a nine incher, she might be a bit put out. But if you had a nine inch one before, and you decide only to invest in a five incher this time, she might be disappointed. So it's important that she plays a role in helping you make the decision." The man agrees to talk with his wife. The doctor comes back the next day. "So," says the doctor, "have you spoken with your wife?" "I have," says the man. "And has she helped you in making the decision?" "She has," says the man. "And what is it?" asks the doctor. "We're getting a new kitchen."

1 May 2008, 10:19 PM	#2
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