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Old 3 February 2006, 10:35 PM   #1
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Artery..................…….... The study of paintings

Bacteria.............…......... Back door to cafeteria

Barium.................…....... What doctors do when patients die

Benign.....................….... What you be, after you be eight

Cesarean Section........... A neighbourhood in Rome

Catscan.......................... Searching for Pussy

Cauterize........................ Made eye contact with her

Colic................…............. A sheep dog

Coma..............….............. A punctuation mark

Dilate..........……................ To live long

Enema............…............... Not a friend

Fester......................……... Quicker than someone else

Fibula..................……........ A small lie

Impotent....................…... Distinguished, well known

Labour Pain..................... Getting hurt at work

Medical Staff..........…........ A Doctor's cane

Morbid.................……....... A higher offer

Nitrates...........……........... Cheaper than day rates

Node..................……........ I knew it

Outpatient...........….......... A person who has fainted

Pelvis.....................…….... Second cousin to Elvis

Post Operative................. A letter carrier

Recovery Room............. Place to do upholstery

Rectum.................…....... Nearly killed him

Secretion............…......... Hiding something

Seizure..............….......... Roman emperor

Tablet.................…........ A small table

Terminal Illness............. Getting sick at the airport

Tumour.................….......One plus one more

Urine.................……...... Opposite of you're out
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hey i resemble those remarks!! lol
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hey i resemble those remarks!! lol
Sorry no bloody Yanklish here,its I resent those remarks.
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