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Old 30 September 2015, 05:21 AM   #1
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Bad bird

A woman went to a petshop and immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot with a sign on the cage that said $50.00.
'Why so little?' she asked the pet store owner.
The owner looked at her and said, 'Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a house of prostitution and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff.'
The woman thought about it , but decided she had to have the bird anyway.
She took it home and hung the bird's cage up in the living room and waited for it to say something. The bird looked around the living room, then at her, and said, 'New house, new madam'.
The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then thought 'That's not really so bad.'
When her two teen-age daughters returned from school that afternoon, the bird saw them and said, 'New house, new madam, new girls.'
The girls and the woman laughed about the situation, considering how and where the parrot had been raised.
Moments later, the woman's husband Keith came home from work. The bird looked at him and said, 'Hi, Keith!'
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Old 30 September 2015, 05:40 AM   #2
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Good one! Extra funny because my name happens to be Keith!
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Old 30 September 2015, 06:06 AM   #3
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Old 30 September 2015, 06:32 AM   #4
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Old 30 September 2015, 06:52 AM   #5
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Old 30 September 2015, 08:16 AM   #6
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Old 30 September 2015, 10:58 AM   #7
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Old 30 September 2015, 01:46 PM   #8
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Old 30 September 2015, 10:46 PM   #9
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Old 1 October 2015, 01:23 AM   #10
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