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17 December 2015, 12:27 PM
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Jocke!!!!!! Did you do it!?!?!?!?!??
O-M-G!!!!!! I just heard some very disturbing news on the E channel.... Please... Everyone give me a moment, I need to compose myself...
 Ahem...  As some of you know, my future wife (destined to be ex wife, as all my wives tend to end up) ... The love of my life.... Is Nicole Curtis, of the TV show "Rehab addict." She, and I, have something very special together,  and will make each other very very happy for years to come.  Of course, she doesn't know anything about this yet... But I FEEL, in my heart... It is bound to happen!!!!!  People scoffed at my prediction, since I never actually MET the woman, but never the less! It is destiny!  IMAGINE my shock, learning on the webcast tonight... That Nicole... MY Nicole... Is pregnant with her second child and expecting ANY DAY NOW!!!!!!  Obviously, the child is not mine.... But I wonder.... Who could be the father!?  JOCKE!!!!!!! JOCKE!!!!!!!!!!!  What have you to say for yourself my Swedish friend!?!?!?!? How... How COULD you!?!?!?  Still... Nic's and my love is undeniable.... We will make it through even this tough challenge....  I just had a horrible thought....  What if my future step-son looks like Jocke!?!?!? 
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17 December 2015, 12:32 PM
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17 December 2015, 12:45 PM
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Ummm……delusions, Paul?
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17 December 2015, 12:46 PM
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Jocke!!!!!! Did you do it!?!?!?!?!??
Paul's smokin' hot ex-wife to be...
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17 December 2015, 12:47 PM
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17 December 2015, 12:49 PM
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You are way beyond any help Paul.
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17 December 2015, 12:53 PM
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Even Jocke's new kid ultrasound is so cool.
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17 December 2015, 01:46 PM
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17 December 2015, 02:00 PM
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[QUOTE=77T;6332285]Paul's smokin' hot ex-wife to be...
She is smokin' hot, and she swings a pretty mean Sawzall too!
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17 December 2015, 02:12 PM
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Hey Paul! Did you show her your hammer drill yet!
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17 December 2015, 02:21 PM
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Everyone needs a dream!
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17 December 2015, 02:34 PM
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Paul, don't forget that restraining order. You're not allowed within 100 ft of Nicole.
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17 December 2015, 08:08 PM
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Missed you, Mike! Paul: I'm sure Nicole will come to her senses , read this post, divorce her current husband and father of her children, and come running to you. The only caveat is that you stop the drone flights circling her everywhere she goes, especially the pool!
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17 December 2015, 08:25 PM
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17 December 2015, 10:47 PM
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18 December 2015, 05:52 AM
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Nope it was not me.
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18 December 2015, 05:53 AM
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18 December 2015, 05:57 AM
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Actually they make a cute couple...
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18 December 2015, 09:33 AM
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18 December 2015, 10:01 AM
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Wow, that was hilarious... Very creative Jocke
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18 December 2015, 10:20 AM
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:r ofl:
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18 December 2015, 10:21 AM
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lol
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18 December 2015, 12:52 PM
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Jocke!!!!!! Did you do it!?!?!?!?!??
She is hot. Not Meghan Kelly hot, but hot. Seems like a basket case in the relationship department. Needs the stability an upstanding fella would provide and I do not believe she is married??? So Paul, the child was probably a one night indiscretion.
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18 December 2015, 04:59 PM
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I think it is really great that Paul can come to the 'TRF Couch' with his unresolved issues and insecurities.
Not too many Forums would provide quality psychotherapy (see Dr. Jocke) and a sympathetic ear (see pretty well everyone else) available here - and for free. I almost wish I had a delusion to bring to the table.
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18 December 2015, 05:15 PM
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18 December 2015, 11:04 PM
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