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4 August 2016, 08:50 PM | #1 |
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Dry Cleaning
A man goes out one night and has a few drinks more than planned, with the result that he vomits down his front. When sobered up a bit he panics and tells his friend that his wife will go crazy. His friend tells him what to do "tuck a £20 note into your jacket, and when your wife complains, tell her it was someone else who was sick, but you made him give you £20 for dry cleaning. She will be impressed rather than mad".
Sure enough he goes home and his wife goes berserk. When he shows her the £20 in his jacket, and explains that he got it to cover the dry-cleaning from the man who was sick, she is very impressed with his resourcefulness. However, she also notices a second £20 note tucked up next to the first in his jacket pocket. "What's that for?" she asks. "Oh", he replies, "that was from the man who shat in my pants……" Thank you, thank you, I'm here all week
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4 August 2016, 08:55 PM | #2 |
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4 August 2016, 09:43 PM | #3 |
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Made me spit up my tea.
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5 August 2016, 10:18 AM | #4 |
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5 August 2016, 12:17 PM | #5 |
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OMG, you're a riot Paul!
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5 August 2016, 01:06 PM | #6 |
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6 August 2016, 03:50 AM | #7 |
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6 August 2016, 04:13 AM | #8 |
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That was awesome! Didn't see that one coming
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7 August 2016, 05:55 PM | #9 |
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