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Old 4 August 2016, 08:50 PM   #1
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Dry Cleaning

A man goes out one night and has a few drinks more than planned, with the result that he vomits down his front. When sobered up a bit he panics and tells his friend that his wife will go crazy. His friend tells him what to do "tuck a £20 note into your jacket, and when your wife complains, tell her it was someone else who was sick, but you made him give you £20 for dry cleaning. She will be impressed rather than mad".

Sure enough he goes home and his wife goes berserk. When he shows her the £20 in his jacket, and explains that he got it to cover the dry-cleaning from the man who was sick, she is very impressed with his resourcefulness.

However, she also notices a second £20 note tucked up next to the first in his jacket pocket.

"What's that for?" she asks.

"Oh", he replies, "that was from the man who shat in my pants……"


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Old 4 August 2016, 08:55 PM   #2
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Old 4 August 2016, 09:43 PM   #3
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Made me spit up my tea.
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Old 5 August 2016, 10:18 AM   #4
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Old 5 August 2016, 12:17 PM   #5
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Old 5 August 2016, 01:06 PM   #6
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Old 6 August 2016, 04:13 AM   #8
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That was awesome! Didn't see that one coming
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