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Old 1 October 2016, 03:56 PM   #1
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What have Paul and a Daytona in common?>>>>>

They both need a date.
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Old 1 October 2016, 05:20 PM   #2
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Old 1 October 2016, 05:37 PM   #3
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Old 1 October 2016, 09:43 PM   #6
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If a drone executive with a beachfront condo can't get a date, what chance does a common man like me have ?!
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Old 1 October 2016, 10:11 PM   #7
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If a drone executive with a beachfront condo can't get a date, what chance does a common man like me have ?!
Much better.
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Old 2 October 2016, 12:22 AM   #8
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Much better.
And you know why . . . ?

Paul is on a diet 😂

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Old 2 October 2016, 12:27 AM   #9
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Old 2 October 2016, 12:41 AM   #10
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With Anna, who needs a date.
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Old 2 October 2016, 12:42 AM   #11
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Old 2 October 2016, 12:43 AM   #12
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Does he need one of these again?

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Jocke, in honor of you... I am posting this very recent picture of me.


With looks like this, why don't I have women chasing me everwhere?
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Old 2 October 2016, 05:27 AM   #16
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I have change dentist if he smell like yours.

Great pic, there is nothing for me to improve.


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Jocke, in honor of you... I am posting this very recent picture of me.


With looks like this, why don't I have women chasing me everwhere?
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Old 2 October 2016, 09:52 PM   #17
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They both need a date.
has he split up with Anna?
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Old 2 October 2016, 10:46 PM   #18
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has he split up with Anna?
Maybe without the word with.
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Old 2 October 2016, 10:47 PM   #19
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Maybe without the word with.
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Maybe without the word with.
Are you saying he has the balls to do that?
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Old 2 October 2016, 10:56 PM   #21
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Are you saying he has the balls to do that?
In his case it have nothing to do with balls.
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Old 2 October 2016, 11:01 PM   #22
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In his case it have nothing to do with balls.
That's what I thought.
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