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Old 8 December 2016, 10:08 PM   #1
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80 Yr old with young bride!
An 80 year old man is having his annual checkup, the doc asks how's he's feeling in general,
"I've never been better" boasted the old boy, "I've got an 18 year old bride that's pregnant and having my child, what do you think about that then"? He smirked.
The doctor thought for a moment then said,
"Let me tell you a story, I once knew a guy who was an avid hunter, never missed a season, but one day in his rush he picked up his umbrella instead of his gun as he raced out". The doctor continued,
"So there he was in the woods and he suddenly came face to face with a grizzly bear, he aimed his umbrella and squeezed the handle, and do you know what happened next"? Asked the doc,
Dumbfounded the old guy said, "No, what happened"?
The doc continued, "The bear dropped dead in front of him"
"That's impossible" retorted the old guy,
"Someone else must have shot the bear"
"That's kind of what I'm getting at" said the doc.
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Old 8 December 2016, 10:18 PM   #2
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Old 8 December 2016, 10:18 PM   #3
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Old 8 December 2016, 10:38 PM   #5
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They later arrested the 80 year old man. Charges were assault with a dead weapon.
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Old 8 December 2016, 11:40 PM   #6
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Old 9 December 2016, 04:22 AM   #7
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Old 17 December 2016, 11:04 AM   #15
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They later arrested the 80 year old man. Charges were assault with a dead weapon.
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Old 19 December 2016, 05:16 AM   #16
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Old 19 December 2016, 05:53 AM   #17
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Old 19 December 2016, 07:06 AM   #18
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They later arrested the 80 year old man. Charges were assault with a dead weapon.
Ouchy!! LOL....
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Old 16 January 2017, 01:51 AM   #27
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