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Old 12 September 2008, 05:08 PM   #1
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Smoking in the Rain

Smoking in the Rain

Two old ladies were waiting for a bus and one of them was smoking a cigarette. It started to rain, so the old lady reached into her purse,
took out a condom, cut off the tip and slipped it over her cigarette and continued to smoke.


Her friend saw this and said, "Hey that's a good idea! But, what is that thing you put over your cigarette?"


The other old lady said, "It's a condom."


"A condom? Where do you get those?"


The lady with the cigarette told her friend that you could purchase condoms at the pharmacy.

When the two old ladies arrived downtown, the old lady with all the questions went into the pharmacy and
asked the pharmacist if he sold condoms. The pharmacist said yes, but looked a little surprised that this old woman
was interested in condoms, so he asked her, "What size do you want?"


The old lady thought for a minute and said, "One that will fit a Camel."








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Old 12 September 2008, 05:16 PM   #2
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just woke up and thats the first thing i read- good start


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Old 12 September 2008, 05:22 PM   #3
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Old 12 September 2008, 05:55 PM   #4
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Old 12 September 2008, 07:53 PM   #5
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Old 13 September 2008, 02:18 AM   #8
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Old 13 September 2008, 04:48 AM   #10
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Old 13 September 2008, 08:35 PM   #12
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