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Ruud Van Driver · 30 December 2016, 06:57 AM

Sister Vanessa, a very beautiful nun with a killer body, was stark naked and about to hop into the shower when there was a knock at the door of her dormitory.

"Oh fiddle" she thought, "I wonder who that can be." So she poked her head around the bathroom door and called out "Who is it?"

A voice from behind the door replied "It's the blind man".

Although Sister Vanessa was a little confused as to why a poor blind man should be in the convent, she decided it wasn't necessary to get dressed because he wouldn't be able to see her. So she walked naked to the front door and opened it. "Good afternoon sister, nice tits, I've come to fit your new blinds."

Thank you, thank you, I'm here all week

Hairdude1 · 30 December 2016, 10:36 AM

Psmith · 30 December 2016, 11:58 AM

GradyPhilpott · 30 December 2016, 02:06 PM

I'm debating whether or not to send this to my blind brother who's Catholic.

Nah. He jokes about being blind, but not much about religion.

kiss RJ · 31 December 2016, 01:30 AM

Eklipz · 31 December 2016, 06:59 AM

swatty · 31 December 2016, 06:38 PM

asadtiger · 31 December 2016, 07:04 PM

Hahahahaha

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MonBK · 6 January 2017, 07:57 PM

:)

cop414 · 6 January 2017, 09:12 PM

Nice one Paul!

BBL · 7 January 2017, 01:30 AM

That was great, sir!! Hahahaaa
Happy New Year! DM

ajas · 7 January 2017, 02:21 AM

As Catholic I approve this joke!

OmegaJJH · 10 January 2017, 02:09 AM

30 December 2016, 06:57 AM	#1
Ruud Van Driver "TRF" Member Join Date: Oct 2014 Real Name: Chopped Liver Location: S. Wales Valleys Watch: Mickey Mouse Posts: 9,926	The Blind Man (Work/teenager safe) Sister Vanessa, a very beautiful nun with a killer body, was stark naked and about to hop into the shower when there was a knock at the door of her dormitory. "Oh fiddle" she thought, "I wonder who that can be." So she poked her head around the bathroom door and called out "Who is it?" A voice from behind the door replied "It's the blind man". Although Sister Vanessa was a little confused as to why a poor blind man should be in the convent, she decided it wasn't necessary to get dressed because he wouldn't be able to see her. So she walked naked to the front door and opened it. "Good afternoon sister, nice tits, I've come to fit your new blinds." Thank you, thank you, I'm here all week __________________ 116520 Black, 116610 LVc, 116660 D-Blue, 116610 LNc, 116622 Blue, PAM359, PAM689, PAM737 *"Why should you allow an AD to shake you down, just so you can buy a watch" - Grady Philpott* Card carrying member of TRF's Global Association of Retro-Grouch-Curmudgeons

30 December 2016, 10:36 AM	#2
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30 December 2016, 11:58 AM	#3
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30 December 2016, 02:06 PM	#4
GradyPhilpott 2024 SubLV41 Pledge Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: New Mexico Watch: Seiko #SRK050 Posts: 34,460	I'm debating whether or not to send this to my blind brother who's Catholic. Nah. He jokes about being blind, but not much about religion. __________________ JJ Inaugural TRF $50 Watch Challenge Winner

6 January 2017, 09:12 PM	#10
cop414 TRF Moderator & 2024 SubLV41 Patron Join Date: Apr 2012 Real Name: Tim Location: Pennsylvania Watch: 14060M Posts: 72,242	Nice one Paul! __________________ Rolex Submariner 14060M Omega Seamaster 2254.50 DOXA Professional 1200T Card carrying member of TRF's Global Association of Retro-Grouch-Curmudgeons TRF's "After Dark" Bar & NightClub Patron P Club Member #17 2 FA ENABLED

31 December 2016, 01:30 AM	#5
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31 December 2016, 06:38 PM	#7
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31 December 2016, 07:04 PM	#8
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6 January 2017, 07:57 PM	#9
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7 January 2017, 01:30 AM	#11
BBL "TRF" Member Join Date: Aug 2015 Real Name: DM Location: USA Watch: DD-YG/DJ/Breitling Posts: 8,896	That was great, sir!! Hahahaaa Happy New Year! DM

7 January 2017, 02:21 AM	#12
ajas "TRF" Member Join Date: Nov 2013 Real Name: Will Location: Kuala Lumpur Watch: SubC, Pam, Speede Posts: 3,146	As Catholic I approve this joke!

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