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Old 14 September 2008, 11:49 PM   #1
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lost wifes in Home Depot

Two guys, one old and one young, are pushing their carts around Home Depot
> when they collide.
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> The old guy says to the young guy, 'Sorry about that. I'm looking for my
> wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going.'
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> 'The young guy says, 'That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my
> wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate.'
>
> The old guy says, 'Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife
> look like?'
>
> ; The young guy says, 'Well, she is 24 yrs old, tall, with blond hair,
> blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing tight white shorts, a
> halter top and no bra. What does your wife look like?'
>
> The old guy says, 'Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours.'
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Old 15 September 2008, 03:16 AM   #2
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Old 15 September 2008, 03:50 AM   #3
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Old 15 September 2008, 04:32 AM   #4
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Old 15 September 2008, 06:23 AM   #5
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Old 15 September 2008, 08:49 AM   #7
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Old 15 September 2008, 11:15 AM   #8
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