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Karle12 · 6 October 2017, 08:45 PM

A man in north Minnesota woke up one morning to find a bear on his roof. He looked in the Yellow Pages, and sure enough,
there was an ad for "UP North Bear Removers." He called the number listed and the bear remover said he'd be over within an
hour

The bear remover arrived, and got out of his van. He had a ladder, a baseball bat, a 12 gauge shotgun, and a nean looking,
heavily scarred scarred old pit bull.

"What are you going to do?" the homeowner asked.

"I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof, then I'm going to go up there and knock the bear off the roof with this
baseball bat. When the bear falls off the roof, the pit bull is trained to grab his testicles, and not let go. The bear
will then be subdued enough for me to put him in the cage in the back of the van.

He then handed the shotgun to the homeowner.
"What's the shotgun for?" the homeowner asked.

" If the bear knocks me off the roof, you shoot the dog."

KenNethcole · 6 October 2017, 09:01 PM

MonBK · 6 October 2017, 11:35 PM

Is this funny?

Number3 · 6 October 2017, 11:44 PM

Yes. ��

SG56 · 6 October 2017, 11:48 PM

lolol

Hairdude1 · 7 October 2017, 01:25 PM

Ha!

shawndww · 7 October 2017, 01:58 PM

Hahah.yes it is funny

teqp · 7 October 2017, 02:50 PM

Lol.

jsg · 7 October 2017, 03:25 PM

Lol

Audemars Piguet · 7 October 2017, 03:51 PM

Mattie22b · 16 October 2017, 09:26 AM

funny

swatty · 16 October 2017, 11:40 AM

rolex75216 · 16 October 2017, 03:06 PM

BAMBAM · 16 October 2017, 03:18 PM

Lmfao

Eklipz · 30 October 2017, 06:41 AM

Houstongator · 30 October 2017, 06:05 PM

Funny

slowflow · 30 October 2017, 06:55 PM

Thanks for the post! That made my day!

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6 October 2017, 08:45 PM	#1
Karle12 Banned Join Date: Dec 2016 Location: United States Watch: Rolex, Omega, etc Posts: 118	Bear on the roof!!! A man in north Minnesota woke up one morning to find a bear on his roof. He looked in the Yellow Pages, and sure enough, there was an ad for "UP North Bear Removers." He called the number listed and the bear remover said he'd be over within an hour The bear remover arrived, and got out of his van. He had a ladder, a baseball bat, a 12 gauge shotgun, and a nean looking, heavily scarred scarred old pit bull. "What are you going to do?" the homeowner asked. "I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof, then I'm going to go up there and knock the bear off the roof with this baseball bat. When the bear falls off the roof, the pit bull is trained to grab his testicles, and not let go. The bear will then be subdued enough for me to put him in the cage in the back of the van. He then handed the shotgun to the homeowner. "What's the shotgun for?" the homeowner asked. " If the bear knocks me off the roof, you shoot the dog."

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