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19 October 2017, 04:01 AM
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7 Kinds of Sex
Results of a recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex.
The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex.* This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone,and you both have sex until you are blue in the face. The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex.* This is when you have been with your partner for a short time, and you are so needy you will have sex anywhere,even in the kitchen. The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex.* This is when you have been with your partner for a long time.Your sex has gotten routine, and you usually have sex only in your bedroom. The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex* This is when you have been with your partner for too long.When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you." The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex.* Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. (Very Popular) The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex.* This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone. And, last, but not least: The 7th kind of sex is called: Social Security Sex.* You get a little each month. But not enough to enjoy yourself. PLEASE DO NOT REPLY TO TELL ME WHAT STAGE YOU ARE IN. I have enough problems of my own.
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19 October 2017, 04:19 AM
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19 October 2017, 07:22 AM
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19 October 2017, 08:22 AM
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Haha nice!
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19 October 2017, 08:36 AM
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19 October 2017, 10:01 AM
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I've had all of those.
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19 October 2017, 10:44 AM
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good one
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19 October 2017, 12:22 PM
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funny
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19 October 2017, 03:39 PM
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"Smurf" variant imagines some odd visions... because the ENTIRE smurf village is MALE.
The only female in the whole village Smurfette, came only later and was a manmade creation by evil wizard Gargamel. So, a whole village of boys, plus just one girl. Methink their blueness might be sign of deficiency rather than overdose. 
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19 October 2017, 07:21 PM
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19 October 2017, 10:52 PM
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I was afraid to open and see what this thread was about but now I'm glad I did with the chuckle I just had LOL!!
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20 October 2017, 02:50 AM
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excellent
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20 October 2017, 07:40 AM
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Ha!
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20 October 2017, 11:42 AM
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Funny!
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20 October 2017, 11:56 AM
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20 October 2017, 12:35 PM
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Good one.
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23 February 2019, 04:41 PM
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3 March 2019, 05:50 AM
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3 March 2019, 06:49 AM
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That was funny. I think most can relate one one level or another
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3 March 2019, 06:56 AM
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Funny description , but funny nobody mentioned which stage they are in
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8 March 2019, 03:01 PM
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9 March 2019, 01:08 AM
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Haven’t heard this one. LOL!
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9 March 2019, 01:31 AM
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this is very funny. thanks for posting.
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9 March 2019, 01:35 AM
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9 March 2019, 02:41 AM
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got a pretty nice chuckle out of that.
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9 March 2019, 09:00 AM
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Nice!
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2 April 2019, 02:23 AM
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1 more year for the last one
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2 April 2019, 07:10 AM
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