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rolex75216 · 12 November 2017, 01:03 PM

A young boy was attentively sitting in his honor class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question in front of the other students. She asked the young boy, "If there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one of them with your hand gun, how many would be left?" "None", replied the young boy "because the others would fly away." "Well, the answer is actually four" said the teacher, "however, I do like the way you are thinking. That's really good."

The young boy says, "You know, I have a question for you as well. If there were three gorgeous and attractive women eating ice cream cones at the local parlor where one was licking her cone up and down, one was biting and nibbling on her cone, and one was slowly sucking on her cone, which one of the three women would you say is married?"

The teacher begins to blush and you can see a slight twinkle in her eye and says, "Oh my, well...I guess it would be the one that is slowly sucking on her cone." The young boy replies, "No, it would be the woman who is wearing a wedding ring on her finger but I do like the way you are thinking!"

cop414 · 12 November 2017, 10:06 PM

T4ME · 13 November 2017, 02:55 AM

this is funny

The Joker · 13 November 2017, 06:07 AM

AzPaul · 13 November 2017, 09:56 AM

Sounds like a birthday cone

KenNethcole · 13 November 2017, 05:58 PM

1William · 13 November 2017, 10:12 PM

Funny.

brkanand · 15 November 2017, 05:08 PM

Great!

Hairdude1 · 16 November 2017, 06:42 AM

12 November 2017, 01:03 PM	#1
rolex75216 "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: United States Posts: 2,008	Ice Cream Cone A young boy was attentively sitting in his honor class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question in front of the other students. She asked the young boy, "If there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one of them with your hand gun, how many would be left?" "None", replied the young boy "because the others would fly away." "Well, the answer is actually four" said the teacher, "however, I do like the way you are thinking. That's really good." The young boy says, "You know, I have a question for you as well. If there were three gorgeous and attractive women eating ice cream cones at the local parlor where one was licking her cone up and down, one was biting and nibbling on her cone, and one was slowly sucking on her cone, which one of the three women would you say is married?" The teacher begins to blush and you can see a slight twinkle in her eye and says, "Oh my, well...I guess it would be the one that is slowly sucking on her cone." The young boy replies, "No, it would be the woman who is wearing a wedding ring on her finger but I do like the way you are thinking!" __________________ 126300, 126610LN

12 November 2017, 10:06 PM	#2
cop414 TRF Moderator & 2024 SubLV41 Patron Join Date: Apr 2012 Real Name: Tim Location: Pennsylvania Watch: 14060M Posts: 72,232	__________________ Rolex Submariner 14060M Omega Seamaster 2254.50 DOXA Professional 1200T Card carrying member of TRF's Global Association of Retro-Grouch-Curmudgeons TRF's "After Dark" Bar & NightClub Patron P Club Member #17 2 FA ENABLED

13 November 2017, 09:56 AM	#5
AzPaul 2024 ROLEX SUBMARINER 41 Pledge Member Join Date: May 2012 Real Name: Paul Location: Tucson, Az Watch: Rolex 1501 Posts: 13,878	Sounds like a birthday cone __________________ Ain't much of a crime, whacking a surly bartender

16 November 2017, 06:42 AM	#9
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13 November 2017, 02:55 AM	#3
T4ME "TRF" Member Join Date: Sep 2016 Location: USA Posts: 670	this is funny

13 November 2017, 06:07 AM	#4
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13 November 2017, 10:12 PM	#7
1William 2024 SubLV41 Pledge Member Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: North Carolina Watch: Rolex/Others Posts: 47,764	Funny.

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brkanand 2024 Pledge Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Real Name: DrK Location: India Watch: 4=YMDaytonaGMTHulk Posts: 7,052	Great!

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