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Old 15 February 2018, 04:57 AM   #1
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Everytime I feel low.... I check my SPAM folder

I find:

-10 banks are giving me easy loans.

-I have won GBP 10000000 and USD 500000 for unknown reasons.

-10 Job companies have best jobs for me.

-5 dating sites have most suited matches for me.

-A Nigerian prince wants to leave all his assets to me.

-3 universities are giving me degrees in random subjects.

-And approx. 40-50 mails from different girls who are feeling lonely and want to meet me.

Cheers me up.
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Old 15 February 2018, 07:36 AM   #2
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Old 15 February 2018, 08:04 AM   #3
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Old 16 February 2018, 10:03 PM   #4
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Old 18 February 2018, 02:06 PM   #6
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No doubt. I checked my 15 year old sons junk Gmail the other day. Apparently he is quite a Casanova.
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Old 23 February 2018, 01:16 PM   #7
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Old 23 February 2018, 02:12 PM   #8
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You can create a whole fantasy world with your Nigerian money and Russian brides or I can take advantage of the fabulous work from home offers I get. All I have to do is collect stolen packages and forward them to criminals overseas while never receiving any payment. Does it get better than this? I don’t think so
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