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Old 19 February 2018, 12:27 AM   #1
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Mon now you can't move to Switzerland>>>>

If you do you will end up in prison.

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Old 19 February 2018, 12:32 AM   #2
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I predict a spike in amputation rates in Switzerland. The approved method there is now to thrust a knife into it’s brain.
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Old 19 February 2018, 12:44 AM   #3
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They should stick to making watches and Toblerone.
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Old 19 February 2018, 01:14 AM   #4
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Old 19 February 2018, 01:47 AM   #5
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I predict a spike in amputation rates in Switzerland. The approved method there is now to thrust a knife into it’s brain.
Yes, that's what they are doing to the 6 lobsters they import yearly.
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Old 19 February 2018, 02:52 AM   #6
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They should stick to making watches and Toblerone.
If only they saw the inhumane way I murder a Toblerone they'd ban me from Switzerland.

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Old 19 February 2018, 03:04 AM   #7
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I predict a spike in amputation rates in Switzerland. The approved method there is now to thrust a knife into it’s brain.
Saw Gordon Ramsey do this on a cooking show. Can’t see how it could affect how the lobster cooks or the taste.

But making it a law is crazy.
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Old 19 February 2018, 03:23 AM   #8
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If only they saw the inhumane way I murder a Toblerone they'd ban me from Switzerland.

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Old 19 February 2018, 04:16 AM   #9
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I’m all in for animal rights, but this one is a bit extreme.
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Saw Gordon Ramsey do this on a cooking show. Can’t see how it could affect how the lobster cooks or the taste.

But making it a law is crazy.
If you’ve seen most people’s knife skills, you will know it will taste like human blood.

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I’m all in for animal rights, but this one is a bit extreme.
I think it’s more humane to flash shock the bug in boiling water than to hope the average Joe can hit the brain on the first attempt.
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Old 19 February 2018, 08:15 AM   #11
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If you’ve seen most people’s knife skills, you will know it will taste like human blood.



I think it’s more humane to flash shock the bug in boiling water than to hope the average Joe can hit the brain on the first attempt.

Yeah, not going to be pretty. If this is any clue....and avacados don't move or fight back.

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/avocado...s-on-the-rise/
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Old 19 February 2018, 08:39 AM   #12
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I just heard they are proposing the same law for mussels.

And what about those poor oysters we eat alive?
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