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AL7273 · 6 December 2008, 02:49 PM

Funny, I never take off my Rolex. Ever. I wear it in salt water, in the shower, and when I am sleeping. I know this is perhaps not the best approach, but it's a habit left over from my days in the military; you never take off your watch because if you do you are going to lose it or someone is going to lose it for you or worse, you might run out the door and forget it. I was in the infantry and so a watch is a key tool.

As such, even during sex the Rolex stays on. I've had several women comment about this through my life so I am thinking it is not common?

Anyway, the other day I met this woman at the coffee shop; then we went to the beach that day; then we went on a real date a few days later. Well, then my charm once again proved itself and voila!

I'll spare you the details.....but its funny because at one point during the 4 or 5 hour session in her room I found myself taking off my Pepsi Cola (3186!) and putting it on her night stand as I didn't want to scratch her soft, tanned, lithe body with it (my date that is).

For me, this was quite the milestone...I don't think I have ever, ever taken the Roli off for the first encounter with a woman. When I woke up in the morning I looked down at my naked arm and for a split second wondered where I was and what had I done. Mon dieu!

Oddly enough, she was wearing a gold chain with a saint on it and for some reason that was incredibly titillating. It was a fun night.

JimSnyder · 6 December 2008, 02:53 PM

Andad · 6 December 2008, 02:58 PM

I thought you were serious until I got to the 4-5 hour bit.

JimSnyder · 6 December 2008, 02:59 PM

3 minutes is all I ask for. Just 3 minutes

Letsgodiving · 6 December 2008, 04:05 PM

.... and then you wake up. I hate that part.

Seriously, I never take off my watch and I have received a couple of comments about it as well. But after several hours of my masculine wiles they whither under the onslaught and the watch is forgotten. Ok, the part about the couple of comments is true but the onslaught part was a little of that dream sequence I was alluding to.

AL7273 · 6 December 2008, 04:51 PM

it was the champagne that made the time go by. or the bottle of wine. one or the other.

oh, if only my Rolex could speak, the stories it could tell.

Leighton · 6 December 2008, 04:51 PM

I always take off my watch for love play. Why would anyone want to cause someone discomfort because they are freaked out about taking a piece of steel off their wrist? I get the military thing, but come on... we are talking about skin to skin here!

AL7273, you did the right thing and we are all in awe that you went over the three minute limit! .....

cvo · 6 December 2008, 05:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by directioneng

I thought you were serious until I got to the 4-5 hour bit.

Amen to that - my chess games don't last 4-5 hours. No matter the length of time, it's all good. I have tried keeping my dive watch on but find it gets in the way sometime.

Rolex 24/7 - I like that idea!!!

Tools · 7 December 2008, 02:05 AM

I always take my watch off...........

Isn't that why they put that little cubby hole under the radio, or in the console for.... You know, right next to the drink holders...

folexhater · 7 December 2008, 06:31 AM

i would have lay the watch on her forehead, the lovemaking would have made it better!

Launch Mini · 7 December 2008, 06:50 AM

I don't have fancy little emoticons.
BUT THIS THREAD IS USELESS WITHOUT PICTURES.

Felly Jr. · 7 December 2008, 06:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Launch Mini

I don't have fancy little emoticons.
BUT THIS THREAD IS USELESS WITHOUT PICTURES.

This guy is for hire:

YuppieKid · 7 December 2008, 12:54 PM

Mike B · 7 December 2008, 01:19 PM

WOW, interesting :) I NEVER wear my watch during . . . well, you know. When I'm doing the deed, I could careless how long it takes, so I don't wear the watch, however, I have been known to utilize the timer bezel before I take off, just to time it lol :)

Felly Jr. · 7 December 2008, 03:14 PM

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Originally Posted by YuppieKid

We do have the drool icon Brandon:

Click on [More] in the icon box.

ArizonaHD · 7 December 2008, 07:36 PM

I use the elapsed time bezel to time, oh wait this is the internet... I use the date feature for timing my performance. Regardless, mine always stays on.

Ever notice women glance at the alarm clock just before... and we thought we are the ones timing!

On a serious note I lost a friend a few years back who was set up, robbed and murdered for his DD and some jewelery. Oddly enough it was the second time he was robbed he lost his previous DD. He wore his Rolex solely for the bling factor he always wanted to flash it to impress women, unfortunately it cost him his life.

shedlock2000 · 5 January 2009, 11:48 PM

Ha!! 3 minutes...... now let me get that right,... thats with foreplay, and cleanup, and involves the ubiqutus glass of water......right? er.......its been so long, i need to read a medical book to figure out how it all works!!

Either way. No, i never take off my watch for anything. (and if i did take it off for that,... it would take me longer to do, than the act!)

Good luck with the watch thing though man..... It says something about me that i would be more concerned about taking off my watch than how i was going to perform with the lil lady!

Strangely enough, one girl i used to see, did comment when she saw me get in the bath for the first time, in shock and disbelief that i would wear a $7 grand watch in the bath, as 'are you sure its good in the water?'

shedlock2000 · 5 January 2009, 11:49 PM

[QUOTE=ArizonaHD;885609]I use the elapsed time bezel to time, oh wait this is the internet... I use the date feature for timing my performance. Regardless, mine always stays on.

Ever notice women glance at the alarm clock just before... and we thought we are the ones timing!

Ed Rooney · 6 January 2009, 12:26 AM

4-5 hours?

Wasn't there anything on TV?

cwru32 · 6 January 2009, 02:07 AM

rolex needs to make some watches with digital cams in them!

simoesm · 6 January 2009, 02:08 AM

I only take my watch off when I go to bed.
If the sex in on the bed then I take it off. Otherwise it stays on.
You guys gave me many ideas about watches and sex!!!

I know now what the turning bezel of my sub is for... timing the act

Silly me. I have been using it to time my scuba dives. What a waist!!!

redshirt1957 · 6 January 2009, 03:16 AM

Since my right hand is not jeoulse of my left, I have the choice to wear it or not during sex.

Uncle-AJ · 6 January 2009, 03:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by redshirt1957

Since my right hand is not jeoulse of my left, I have the choice to wear it or not during sex.

It comes in handy as a counter balance.

ratae1950 · 6 January 2009, 04:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AL7273

Funny, I never take off my Rolex. Ever. I wear it in salt water, in the shower, and when I am sleeping. I know this is perhaps not the best approach, but it's a habit left over from my days in the military; you never take off your watch because if you do you are going to lose it or someone is going to lose it for you or worse, you might run out the door and forget it. I was in the infantry and so a watch is a key tool.

As such, even during sex the Rolex stays on. I've had several women comment about this through my life so I am thinking it is not common?

Anyway, the other day I met this woman at the coffee shop; then we went to the beach that day; then we went on a real date a few days later. Well, then my charm once again proved itself and voila!

I'll spare you the details.....but its funny because at one point during the 4 or 5 hour session in her room I found myself taking off my Pepsi Cola (3186!) and putting it on her night stand as I didn't want to scratch her soft, tanned, lithe body with it (my date that is).

For me, this was quite the milestone...I don't think I have ever, ever taken the Roli off for the first encounter with a woman. When I woke up in the morning I looked down at my naked arm and for a split second wondered where I was and what had I done. Mon dieu!

Oddly enough, she was wearing a gold chain with a saint on it and for some reason that was incredibly titillating. It was a fun night.

I trust you safeguarded yourself and her against STD's.

GeoGio Greece · 6 January 2009, 05:02 AM

An old rule says that " if you take your Rolex off your wrist, 50 % you lost it".

This is why you should NEVER take it off.

Anyway, how would you ever be capable of timing your performance in hours or days without a watch, especially a GMT ?

So, keep it on

P.S. The best record is kept by a friend of mine, who lasted for a whole night in the North Pole. As you might know, the night there lasts 6 months but the temperatures kept him "stiff".

gmh1013 · 6 January 2009, 06:04 AM

I noticed that no women have left any comments on this post.
I was talking with an old friend from high school a few weeks ago.
We talked about life after 50, her kids and grandkids and she made the comment "I would rather go shopping than have sex now.

ratae1950 · 6 January 2009, 06:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gmh1013

I noticed that no women have left any comments on this post.
I was talking with an old friend from high school a few weeks ago.
We talked about life after 50, her kids and grandkids and she made the comment "I would rather go shopping than have sex now.

You should have less insistent and agreed to do it later!

Rolexitis · 6 January 2009, 06:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by directioneng

I thought you were serious until I got to the 4-5 hour bit.

X2!!

Launch Mini · 6 January 2009, 07:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by simoesm

I only take my watch off when I go to bed.
If the sex in on the bed then I take it off. Otherwise it stays on.
You guys gave me many ideas about watches and sex!!!

I know now what the turning bezel of my sub is for... timing the act

Silly me. I have been using it to time my scuba dives. What a waist!!!

You can still wearing it while "diving"

JimSnyder · 6 January 2009, 08:41 AM

I'd take my watch off in a second

it's been soooo long

6 December 2008, 02:49 PM	#1
AL7273 Banned Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: UAE Posts: 195	The one time I take off my Rolex... Funny, I never take off my Rolex. Ever. I wear it in salt water, in the shower, and when I am sleeping. I know this is perhaps not the best approach, but it's a habit left over from my days in the military; you never take off your watch because if you do you are going to lose it or someone is going to lose it for you or worse, you might run out the door and forget it. I was in the infantry and so a watch is a key tool. As such, even during sex the Rolex stays on. I've had several women comment about this through my life so I am thinking it is not common? Anyway, the other day I met this woman at the coffee shop; then we went to the beach that day; then we went on a real date a few days later. Well, then my charm once again proved itself and voila! I'll spare you the details.....but its funny because at one point during the 4 or 5 hour session in her room I found myself taking off my Pepsi Cola (3186!) and putting it on her night stand as I didn't want to scratch her soft, tanned, lithe body with it (my date that is). For me, this was quite the milestone...I don't think I have ever, ever taken the Roli off for the first encounter with a woman. When I woke up in the morning I looked down at my naked arm and for a split second wondered where I was and what had I done. Mon dieu! Oddly enough, she was wearing a gold chain with a saint on it and for some reason that was incredibly titillating. It was a fun night.

6 December 2008, 02:53 PM	#2
JimSnyder "TRF" Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Real Name: Jim Snyder Location: Ohio Watch: Ask me later..... Posts: 7,726	__________________ "You ain't lived, 'til you've had your tires rotated by a red-headed women."

6 December 2008, 02:58 PM	#3
Andad 2024 SubLV41 Pledge Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Real Name: Eddie Location: Australia Watch: A few. Posts: 37,534	I thought you were serious until I got to the 4-5 hour bit. __________________ E

6 December 2008, 02:59 PM	#4
JimSnyder "TRF" Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Real Name: Jim Snyder Location: Ohio Watch: Ask me later..... Posts: 7,726	3 minutes is all I ask for. Just 3 minutes __________________ "You ain't lived, 'til you've had your tires rotated by a red-headed women."

6 December 2008, 04:05 PM	#5
Letsgodiving "TRF" Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Real Name: Mike Location: Virginia, US Watch: SD 16600 Posts: 4,319	.... and then you wake up. I hate that part. Seriously, I never take off my watch and I have received a couple of comments about it as well. But after several hours of my masculine wiles they whither under the onslaught and the watch is forgotten. Ok, the part about the couple of comments is true but the onslaught part was a little of that dream sequence I was alluding to. __________________ The fool, with all his other faults, has this also - he is always getting ready to live. - Epicurus (341–270 BC)

6 December 2008, 04:51 PM	#6
AL7273 Banned Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: UAE Posts: 195	it was the champagne that made the time go by. or the bottle of wine. one or the other. oh, if only my Rolex could speak, the stories it could tell.

6 December 2008, 04:51 PM	#7
Leighton "TRF" Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Real Name: Leighton Location: So. California Watch: SS GMT IIc Posts: 1,366	I always take off my watch for love play. Why would anyone want to cause someone discomfort because they are freaked out about taking a piece of steel off their wrist? I get the military thing, but come on... we are talking about skin to skin here! AL7273, you did the right thing and we are all in awe that you went over the three minute limit! ..... __________________ GMT MASTER II 116710N

7 December 2008, 02:05 AM	#9
Tools TRF Moderator & 2024 SubLV41 Patron Join Date: May 2007 Real Name: Larry Location: Mojave Desert Watch: GMT's Posts: 43,515	I always take my watch off........... Isn't that why they put that little cubby hole under the radio, or in the console for.... You know, right next to the drink holders... __________________ (Chill ... It's just a watch Forum.....) NAWCC Member

7 December 2008, 06:31 AM	#10
folexhater Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Real Name: kel Location: Los Angeles Posts: 481	i would have lay the watch on her forehead, the lovemaking would have made it better!

7 December 2008, 06:50 AM	#11
Launch Mini "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Real Name: John Location: Canada, eh Watch: can I? Posts: 6,240	I don't have fancy little emoticons. BUT THIS THREAD IS USELESS WITHOUT PICTURES. __________________ Something witty to go here. Member # 293

7 December 2008, 12:54 PM	#13
YuppieKid "TRF" Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Real Name: Brandon Location: West Coast, US Posts: 1,079	We need a drool icon .. Drool ... Hats off to you my friend. __________________ Brandon

7 December 2008, 01:19 PM	#14
Mike B "TRF" Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Real Name: Mike Location: Gilbert, AZ Watch: DSSD, Omega SMP Posts: 3,055	WOW, interesting :) I NEVER wear my watch during . . . well, you know. When I'm doing the deed, I could careless how long it takes, so I don't wear the watch, however, I have been known to utilize the timer bezel before I take off, just to time it lol :)

7 December 2008, 07:36 PM	#16
ArizonaHD "TRF" Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: USA Posts: 472	I use the elapsed time bezel to time, oh wait this is the internet... I use the date feature for timing my performance. Regardless, mine always stays on. Ever notice women glance at the alarm clock just before... and we thought we are the ones timing! On a serious note I lost a friend a few years back who was set up, robbed and murdered for his DD and some jewelery. Oddly enough it was the second time he was robbed he lost his previous DD. He wore his Rolex solely for the bling factor he always wanted to flash it to impress women, unfortunately it cost him his life.

5 January 2009, 11:48 PM	#17
shedlock2000 2024 Pledge Member Join Date: May 2008 Real Name: Steve Location: Canada Watch: 16753; Bellini Dia Posts: 1,770	Ha!! 3 minutes...... now let me get that right,... thats with foreplay, and cleanup, and involves the ubiqutus glass of water......right? er.......its been so long, i need to read a medical book to figure out how it all works!! Either way. No, i never take off my watch for anything. (and if i did take it off for that,... it would take me longer to do, than the act!) Good luck with the watch thing though man..... It says something about me that i would be more concerned about taking off my watch than how i was going to perform with the lil lady! Strangely enough, one girl i used to see, did comment when she saw me get in the bath for the first time, in shock and disbelief that i would wear a $7 grand watch in the bath, as 'are you sure its good in the water?' __________________ The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it. SS Submariner no date 1992 (sold); SS GMT II 2007 (sold); SS GMT II C 2008 ('M' series) (sold); SS Sub C 2011 (sold); BB GMT 1971 (sold); Omega 50th GMT

5 January 2009, 11:49 PM	#18
shedlock2000 2024 Pledge Member Join Date: May 2008 Real Name: Steve Location: Canada Watch: 16753; Bellini Dia Posts: 1,770	[QUOTE=ArizonaHD;885609]I use the elapsed time bezel to time, oh wait this is the internet... I use the date feature for timing my performance. Regardless, mine always stays on. Ever notice women glance at the alarm clock just before... and we thought we are the ones timing! __________________ The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it. SS Submariner no date 1992 (sold); SS GMT II 2007 (sold); SS GMT II C 2008 ('M' series) (sold); SS Sub C 2011 (sold); BB GMT 1971 (sold); Omega 50th GMT

6 January 2009, 12:26 AM	#19
Ed Rooney "TRF" Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Annapolis, MD Watch: Sea-Dweller 16600 Posts: 5,081	4-5 hours? Wasn't there anything on TV?

6 January 2009, 02:07 AM	#20
cwru32 "TRF" Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Edmonton Watch: GMT IIC TT Posts: 443	rolex needs to make some watches with digital cams in them! __________________ بدست من امروز جز این قلم نیست، باری خدمتی میکنم ـ ابوالفضل بیهقی

6 January 2009, 02:08 AM	#21
simoesm "TRF" Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Real Name: Manuel Location: Portugal Watch: SS Sub Date Black Posts: 260	I only take my watch off when I go to bed. If the sex in on the bed then I take it off. Otherwise it stays on. You guys gave me many ideas about watches and sex!!! I know now what the turning bezel of my sub is for... timing the act Silly me. I have been using it to time my scuba dives. What a waist!!! __________________ 1999 SS Tag Heuer 1500 blue dial & bezel 2001 SS Omega Speedmaster silver dial 2008 SS "M" Subdate black dial & bezel

6 January 2009, 03:16 AM	#22
redshirt1957 "TRF" Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Real Name: Bubba Location: Bitsyville! Watch: Blue YM today! Posts: 10,053	Since my right hand is not jeoulse of my left, I have the choice to wear it or not during sex.

6 January 2009, 05:02 AM	#25
GeoGio Greece "TRF" Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Real Name: George Location: Athens, Greece Watch: es --> A lot ! Posts: 2,327	An old rule says that " if you take your Rolex off your wrist, 50 % you lost it". This is why you should NEVER take it off. Anyway, how would you ever be capable of timing your performance in hours or days without a watch, especially a GMT ? So, keep it on P.S. The best record is kept by a friend of mine, who lasted for a whole night in the North Pole. As you might know, the night there lasts 6 months but the temperatures kept him "stiff". __________________ Rolex owner since 1971. 5513 and 16700 the loved ones. DJ WG Jubilee 16170 for wife - U series Oyster Perpetual WG 177234 for daughter V-series

6 January 2009, 06:04 AM	#26
gmh1013 Banned Join Date: Jun 2008 Real Name: greg Location: Tempe AZ Watch: GMT Posts: 5,703	I noticed that no women have left any comments on this post. I was talking with an old friend from high school a few weeks ago. We talked about life after 50, her kids and grandkids and she made the comment "I would rather go shopping than have sex now.

6 January 2009, 08:41 AM	#30
JimSnyder "TRF" Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Real Name: Jim Snyder Location: Ohio Watch: Ask me later..... Posts: 7,726	I'd take my watch off in a second it's been soooo long __________________ "You ain't lived, 'til you've had your tires rotated by a red-headed women."

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