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JohnBaker3 · 7 June 2018, 02:24 AM

Yesterday my daughter e-mailed me AGAIN, asking why I didn't do

something useful with my time.

"Like sitting around the pool and drinking wine is not a good thing?"

I asked. Talking about my "doing-something-useful" seems to be her

favorite topic of conversation.

She was "only thinking of me," she said, and suggested that I go down

to the Senior Center and hang out with the fellows. I did this and

when I got home last night, I decided to play a prank on her. I

e-mailed her and told her that I had joined a Parachute Club. She

replied, "Are you nuts? You are 84-years-old and now you're going to

start jumping out of airplanes?"

I told her that I even got a Membership Card and e-mailed a copy to

her. She immediately telephoned me and yelled:

"Good grief, Dad, where are your glasses?! This is a Membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club."

"Oh man, I'm in trouble again," I said. "I really don't know what to

do. I signed up for five jumps a week!!"

The line went dead.

Life as a Senior Citizen is not getting any easier, but sometimes it

can be fun.

Hairdude1 · 7 June 2018, 03:43 AM

machob55 · 7 June 2018, 01:28 PM

Excellent!!!

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Al1969 · 9 June 2018, 12:24 PM

swatty · 9 June 2018, 05:37 PM

MonBK · 9 June 2018, 05:45 PM

:)

MP5 · 9 June 2018, 05:47 PM

I will think of you when I pull this out many years from now on my kids!

ZOOK · 10 June 2018, 03:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MonBK

:)

Welcome back

7 June 2018, 02:24 AM	#1
JohnBaker3 2024 Pledge Member Join Date: Feb 2014 Real Name: John Baker III Location: Spring,Texas Watch: 1971 Red Sub Posts: 2,222	Fun With Seniors Yesterday my daughter e-mailed me AGAIN, asking why I didn't do something useful with my time. "Like sitting around the pool and drinking wine is not a good thing?" I asked. Talking about my "doing-something-useful" seems to be her favorite topic of conversation. She was "only thinking of me," she said, and suggested that I go down to the Senior Center and hang out with the fellows. I did this and when I got home last night, I decided to play a prank on her. I e-mailed her and told her that I had joined a Parachute Club. She replied, "Are you nuts? You are 84-years-old and now you're going to start jumping out of airplanes?" I told her that I even got a Membership Card and e-mailed a copy to her. She immediately telephoned me and yelled: "Good grief, Dad, where are your glasses?! This is a Membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club." "Oh man, I'm in trouble again," I said. "I really don't know what to do. I signed up for five jumps a week!!" The line went dead. Life as a Senior Citizen is not getting any easier, but sometimes it can be fun. __________________ As I've grown older, I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing off everyone is a piece of cake.

7 June 2018, 03:43 AM	#2
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machob55 "TRF" Member Join Date: Aug 2017 Location: US Posts: 1,119	Excellent!!! Sent from my R1 HD using Tapatalk

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