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webprotege · 7 September 2018, 12:12 PM

A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing.

He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green.

He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears 'ribbit 9 iron.'

The man looks around and doesn't see anyone. Again, he hears 'ribbit 9 iron.'

He looks at the frog and decides to prove the frog wrong. He puts the club away and grabs a 9 iron.

Boom! He hits it 10 inches from the cup. He is shocked!

He says to the frog, 'Wow, that's amazing. You must be a lucky frog, eh?

The frog replies 'ribbit lucky frog.'

The man decides to take the frog with him to the next hole.

'What do you think frog' the man asks. 'Ribbit 3 wood' states the lucky frog.

The guy takes out a 3 wood and, boom! Hole in one...

The man is befuddled and doesn't know what to say.

By the end of the day the man has golfed the best game of golf in his life and asks the frog 'OK where to next?'

To this the frog replies 'ribbit Las Vegas.'

They go to Las Vegas and the guy says 'OK frog, now what?' The frog says, 'ribbit roulette.'

Upon approaching the roulette table the man asks,'what do you think I should bet?'

The frog replies, 'ribbit $3,000, black 6.'

Now, this is a million-to-one shot to win, but after the golf game the man figures what the heck.

BOOM! Tons of cash comes sliding back across the table.

The man takes his winnings and buys the best room in the Hotel.

He sits the frog down and says, 'frog, I don't know how to repay you. You've won me all this money and I am forever grateful.'

The frog replies, 'ribbit kiss me.'

He figures why not since after all the frog did for him he deserves it..

With a kiss the frog turns into a gorgeous 16-year-old girl. 'And that, your honor, is how the girl ended up in my room!

razmy3 · 7 September 2018, 07:44 PM

Damn..the best alibi I have heard in my life...LOL

machob55 · 8 September 2018, 11:39 AM

Hysterical!!! Love it...

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Hairdude1 · 15 November 2018, 08:30 AM

Ha!

SFmedic13 · 23 November 2018, 01:31 AM

Did not expect that one....Nice.....

ltmgeller · 25 November 2018, 01:14 PM

blevine · 25 November 2018, 01:27 PM

Bravo

gin47 · 26 November 2018, 02:55 AM

Wow didn't see that coming lol.

Tri-Tip · 28 November 2018, 03:16 AM

lol

BBL · 29 November 2018, 01:37 PM

Oops
...

ragnk · 9 December 2018, 05:08 PM

LMAO, you got it right this is really funny.

subtona · 9 December 2018, 10:59 PM

Rebel · 9 December 2018, 11:16 PM

7 September 2018, 12:12 PM	#1
webprotege "TRF" Member Join Date: Jun 2018 Location: Florida Posts: 74	Frog Story A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green. He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears 'ribbit 9 iron.' The man looks around and doesn't see anyone. Again, he hears 'ribbit 9 iron.' He looks at the frog and decides to prove the frog wrong. He puts the club away and grabs a 9 iron. Boom! He hits it 10 inches from the cup. He is shocked! He says to the frog, 'Wow, that's amazing. You must be a lucky frog, eh? The frog replies 'ribbit lucky frog.' The man decides to take the frog with him to the next hole. 'What do you think frog' the man asks. 'Ribbit 3 wood' states the lucky frog. The guy takes out a 3 wood and, boom! Hole in one... The man is befuddled and doesn't know what to say. By the end of the day the man has golfed the best game of golf in his life and asks the frog 'OK where to next?' To this the frog replies 'ribbit Las Vegas.' They go to Las Vegas and the guy says 'OK frog, now what?' The frog says, 'ribbit roulette.' Upon approaching the roulette table the man asks,'what do you think I should bet?' The frog replies, 'ribbit $3,000, black 6.' Now, this is a million-to-one shot to win, but after the golf game the man figures what the heck. BOOM! Tons of cash comes sliding back across the table. The man takes his winnings and buys the best room in the Hotel. He sits the frog down and says, 'frog, I don't know how to repay you. You've won me all this money and I am forever grateful.' The frog replies, 'ribbit kiss me.' He figures why not since after all the frog did for him he deserves it.. With a kiss the frog turns into a gorgeous 16-year-old girl. 'And that, your honor, is how the girl ended up in my room!

15 November 2018, 08:30 AM	#4
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7 September 2018, 07:44 PM	#2
razmy3 "TRF" Member Join Date: Jun 2013 Location: singapore Posts: 27	Damn..the best alibi I have heard in my life...LOL

8 September 2018, 11:39 AM	#3
machob55 "TRF" Member Join Date: Aug 2017 Location: US Posts: 1,119	Hysterical!!! Love it... Sent from my Vivo 8 using Tapatalk

23 November 2018, 01:31 AM	#5
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25 November 2018, 01:27 PM	#7
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26 November 2018, 02:55 AM	#8
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28 November 2018, 03:16 AM	#9
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9 December 2018, 05:08 PM	#11
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