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JJ Irani · 8 January 2009, 04:22 PM

A group of 3rd, 4th and 5th graders, accompanied by two female teachers, went on a field trip to the local race track to learn about thoroughbred horses.

When it was time to take the children to the bathroom it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other.
The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's room when one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could reach the urinal.

Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys with their pants, and began hoisting the little boys up one by one, and helping to “aim” to direct the flow away from their clothes.

As she lifted one, she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually well endowed.

Trying not to show that she was staring the teacher said, 'You must be in the 5th grade.'

'No, ma'am', he replied. 'I'm riding Silver Arrow in the seventh race. But I appreciate your help.'

Cheers - JJ

Latrodectus · 8 January 2009, 05:22 PM

just love it

swatty · 8 January 2009, 06:28 PM

Very good

limbo · 8 January 2009, 08:13 PM

figbo · 9 January 2009, 01:21 AM

Never had a teacher like that!

B Square · 9 January 2009, 01:49 AM

Greenring · 9 January 2009, 02:35 AM

Rolexitis · 9 January 2009, 02:50 AM

hbbfam · 9 January 2009, 04:55 AM

Oldie but a goodie.

xtra3cats · 9 January 2009, 05:49 AM

Another good one JJ! Very funny...

ROLEX MAN · 9 January 2009, 08:15 PM

Good one!!

Bisquitlips · 14 January 2009, 04:09 AM

golfball123 · 16 January 2009, 05:26 PM

8 January 2009, 04:22 PM	#1
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,319	Wrong bloody kid......LOL!! A group of 3rd, 4th and 5th graders, accompanied by two female teachers, went on a field trip to the local race track to learn about thoroughbred horses. When it was time to take the children to the bathroom it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other. The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's room when one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could reach the urinal. Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys with their pants, and began hoisting the little boys up one by one, and helping to “aim” to direct the flow away from their clothes. As she lifted one, she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually well endowed. Trying not to show that she was staring the teacher said, 'You must be in the 5th grade.' 'No, ma'am', he replied. 'I'm riding Silver Arrow in the seventh race. But I appreciate your help.' Cheers - JJ __________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

8 January 2009, 05:22 PM	#2
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xtra3cats Banned Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: United States Posts: 931	Another good one JJ! Very funny...

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