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Old 16 February 2009, 09:44 PM   #1
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Times When F Word Was Appropriate.

""Where the f**k did all these Indians come from?" - General Custer

"But, it's so f**king simple!!" - Albert Einstein

"It does SO f**king look like her!" - Pablo Picasso

"How the f**k did you work that out?" - Pythagoras

"You want me to paint the whole f**king ceiling?" - Michaelangelo

"I suppose a little f**king rain would be too much to ask?" - Joan of Arc

"Who the f**k is going to know?" - Bill Clinton

"Scattered f**king showers...my ars#." - Noah

And the number one example...
"I need this parade like I need a f**king hole in my head." - John F. Kennedy.
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Old 16 February 2009, 10:56 PM   #2
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Oldies but goodies. A mate of mine had a T-shirt along those lines, but it also had things like:

"What the f**k was that noise?" - Mayor of Hiroshima

"Where's all this f**king water coming from?" - Captain of the Titanic

"That's not a real f**king gun!" - John Lennon

and possibly the worst of the lot:

"Who let that f**king woman drive?" - Captain of the Challenger

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Old 16 February 2009, 11:01 PM   #3
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Oldies but goodies. A mate of mine had a T-shirt along those lines, but it also had things like:

"What the f**k was that noise?" - Mayor of Hiroshima

"Where's all this f**king water coming from?" - Captain of the Titanic

"That's not a real f**king gun!" - John Lennon

and possibly the worst of the lot:

"Who let that f**king woman drive?" - Captain of the Challenger


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Old 16 February 2009, 11:14 PM   #4
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I'm just quoting, Caroline!
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Old 17 February 2009, 02:29 AM   #5
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Old 17 February 2009, 06:54 PM   #7
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