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figbo · 26 March 2009, 07:44 AM

A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes later, a loud, blood-curdling scream is heard coming from the bathroom.

A few minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates through the bar.

The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate why the drunk is screaming. "What's all the screaming about in there?" he yells "You're scaring my customers!"

"I'm just sitting here on the toilet," slurs the drunk, "and every time I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my nuts."

The bartender opens the door, looks in, and says, "You idiot! You're sitting on the mop bucket!"

Bisquitlips · 26 March 2009, 08:34 AM

Lion · 26 March 2009, 11:20 AM

Very funny!!!

Mosco · 26 March 2009, 12:04 PM

coddger · 26 March 2009, 01:56 PM

L O L !

hflee55 · 26 March 2009, 03:41 PM

JJ Irani · 26 March 2009, 04:36 PM

onkyo · 26 March 2009, 04:41 PM

limbo · 26 March 2009, 07:02 PM

swatty · 26 March 2009, 07:07 PM

fsujp · 26 March 2009, 11:42 PM

haven't heard that one before.... great joke! thanks for the early morning laugh

idk01 · 27 March 2009, 01:47 AM

BWAAHAHAHAHA classic

TSW · 26 July 2011, 06:42 AM

:))

Art 1 · 26 July 2011, 09:27 AM

mitchy · 26 July 2011, 09:15 PM

Route 66 · 26 July 2011, 09:19 PM

26 March 2009, 07:44 AM	#1
figbo "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Real Name: El Raf-O Location: florida Watch: tt GMT2c,Omega Posts: 19,687	Just another drunk joke!! A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes later, a loud, blood-curdling scream is heard coming from the bathroom. A few minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates through the bar. The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate why the drunk is screaming. "What's all the screaming about in there?" he yells "You're scaring my customers!" "I'm just sitting here on the toilet," slurs the drunk, "and every time I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my nuts." The bartender opens the door, looks in, and says, "You idiot! You're sitting on the mop bucket!"

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