Ponder on these imponderables for a minute:-

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1. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does
he become disoriented?

2. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland
called Holes?

3. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

4. If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

5. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

6. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

7. When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

8. Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who
drives a racing car not called a racist?

9. Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?

10. Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?

11. Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?

12. 'I am' is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language.
Could it be that 'I do' is the longest sentence?

13. If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow
that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted,
cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners
depressed?

14. What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?

15. I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons
and forks so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use?
Toothpicks?

16. Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are
we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their pictures
on the postage stamps so the postmen can look for them while they deliver
the mail?

17. You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

18. No one ever says, 'It's only a game' when their team is winning.

19. Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little
bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards:
NAIVE

20. Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing
section in a swimming pool?

22. OK ... so if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the 'Jags' and the
Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the 'Bucs,' what does that make the
Tennessee Titans?

23. If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea, does that mean that one
enjoys it?

24. Why if you send something by road it is called a shipment, but when you
send it by sea it is called cargo?

25. If a convenience store is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days
a year, why are there locks on the door?

[JJ Irani]

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[Lion]

Very good!!!

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[Alcan]

George Carlin was superb! (R.I.P.)