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Old 8 April 2009, 06:26 PM   #1
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Three men are sitting in a room smoking

Three men are sitting in a room smoking cannabis. After a few spliffs they
run out of gear. One of the men stands up and says,
'Look, we've got loads more tobacco, I'll just nip into the kitchen and
make one of my specialty spliffs.'
Off he goes into the kitchen where he takes some of the spices from the
spice rack, grinds them up and rolls them into a spliff. On his return he
hands it to one of his smoking partners who lights it and takes a long
drag. Within seconds he passes out.

Ten minutes go by, then an hour, and he's still out cold, so they decide to
take him to the hospital.
On arrival he is wheeled into intensive care. The doctor returns to his
friends and asks, 'So what was he doing then - Cannabis?'
'Well sort of', replies one of the guys, 'But we ran out of gear, so I made
a home-made spliff.'
'Oh' replies the doctor, 'so what did you put in it?'
'Um, a bit of cumin, some turmeric, garam Marsala and a couple of other
spices.' comes the answer

The doctor sighs, 'Well that explains it. He'll be here for 3 weeks before
he wakes up.'
'Why, what's wrong with him?' asks one of the men. The doctor replies,

'He's in a korma'.
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Come on Lion :-) Curry recipe Korma, Coma

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Old 9 April 2009, 02:29 AM   #8
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Come on Lion :-) Curry recipe Korma, Coma

Cheers,

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Thanks Dave I needed the explanation also...

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