An elderly couple

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An elderly couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each
other for a long time. Urged on by their friends, they decided it was
finally time to get married. Before the wedding, they went out to dinner
and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work. They
discussed finances, living arrangements, and so on. Finally, the old
gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical
relationship. 'How do you feel about sex?' he asked, rather tentatively.

'I would like it infrequently' she replied. The old gentleman sat quietly
for a moment, adjusted his glasses, then leaned over towards her and
whispered:

'Is that one word or two?'