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Old 31 August 2020, 10:54 AM   #1
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The story of the well-hung bug.

A family was driving behind a garbage truck when a dildo flies out and thumped against the windshield.

Embarrassed, and to spare her young son’s innocence, the mother turns around and says, “Don’t worry, dear. That was just an insect.”

“Wow,” the boy replies. “I’m surprised it could get off the ground with a cock like that!”
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Old 31 August 2020, 11:49 AM   #2
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Ha!
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Old 31 August 2020, 10:15 PM   #3
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That cracked me up.
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Old 2 September 2020, 07:50 AM   #4
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Old 2 September 2020, 07:56 AM   #5
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Good one...
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