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31 October 2020, 11:29 AM
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Glass of water
A guy was working on a basement renovation and asked the old lady who owned the house if she could give him a glass of water. The old lady said sure, but then she asked him a very strange question. Do you know the difference between your anus and a glass of water young man? In a bit of shock he said no mam I don't know. Then she said well in that case please be very careful if someone asks you for a glass of water.
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31 October 2020, 11:30 AM
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 lolSent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
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1 November 2020, 03:39 PM
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This took me a minute to get but its damn funny
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6 November 2020, 01:44 AM
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6 November 2020, 02:06 AM
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8 November 2020, 05:02 PM
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8 November 2020, 05:10 PM
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10 November 2020, 08:41 AM
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10 November 2020, 01:28 PM
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Thanks for the post; it gave me a laugh!
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17 November 2020, 04:53 AM
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Yeah don't get it
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17 November 2020, 05:20 AM
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um....can someone please explain the joke to me? i wanna get it, too. . .
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18 November 2020, 03:54 AM
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Hilarious, best laugh I have had in ages......
 (PS Could someone explain what the joke is. I don't get it or is the joke getting people scratching their heads trying to work out what the joke is when there isn't one?) 
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18 November 2020, 04:00 AM
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From what I understand, he does not understand the difference between a glass of water and his ass. So she is telling him not to give up his ass to the next person asking him for a glass of water. So stupid that its kind of funny lol
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18 November 2020, 09:11 AM
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23 November 2020, 09:34 AM
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7 February 2021, 09:48 AM
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In Sweden it is told in this way:
Do you know what the difference is between an anus & a mailbox? No. Then I can not ask you to hand out the mail
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7 February 2021, 12:11 PM
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15 February 2021, 05:30 AM
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15 February 2021, 05:46 AM
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As a recuperate from surgery in the vicinity, I blame the drugs for not getting the joke.
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17 February 2021, 07:06 AM
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Speaking of Glass of Water.....
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17 February 2021, 10:56 PM
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