Marketing Explained

[idk01]

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I'm
fantastic in bed". That's Direct Marketing.

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of
your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, "He's fantastic in
bed". That's Advertising.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone
number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed". That's
Telemarketing.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your
tie; you walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her,
pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say,
"By the way, I'm fantastic in bed". That's Public Relations.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says,
"I hear you're fantastic in bed". That's Brand Recognition.

[chu88y]

ding dong

[JJ Irani]

[Mosco]

...and if you're sh**ty in bed in reality, that's POLITICS!

[Lion]

Very good!!!

[limbo]

[Rebel]

[Bisquitlips]

[pz93c]

Ah, so it's "Brand Recognition", then.

Thanks, chief.

[hflee55]

[coddger]