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AzPaul · 14 February 2021, 12:25 PM

Paul and his wife were sitting out on the patio one Sunday morning, when Paul suddenly blurted out, "If I die first, I want you to promise that you'll sell all my stuff immediately."

"Now why in the world would you want me to do something like that?" his wife asked.

"Got to thinking about, and thought that if you remarry, I don't want some other asshole using my stuff."

His wife looked at him and said, "You have nothing to worry about sweetheart, there's no way I'm going to marry another asshole."

14 February 2021, 12:25 PM	#1
AzPaul 2024 ROLEX SUBMARINER 41 Pledge Member Join Date: May 2012 Real Name: Paul Location: Tucson, Az Watch: Rolex 1501 Posts: 13,878	If I die Paul and his wife were sitting out on the patio one Sunday morning, when Paul suddenly blurted out, "If I die first, I want you to promise that you'll sell all my stuff immediately." "Now why in the world would you want me to do something like that?" his wife asked. "Got to thinking about, and thought that if you remarry, I don't want some other asshole using my stuff." His wife looked at him and said, "You have nothing to worry about sweetheart, there's no way I'm going to marry another asshole." __________________ Ain't much of a crime, whacking a surly bartender

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