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mailman · 23 August 2006, 10:19 AM

26 SIGNS YOU HAVE GROWN UP

1. Your houseplants are alive and you can't smoke any of them.

2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.

3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.

4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.

5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator.

6. You watch the Weather Channel.

7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up.

8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.

9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."

10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door
won't turn down the stereo.

11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.

12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.

13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.

14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.

15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.

16. You take naps.

17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of
one.

18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset,
rather than settle, your stomach.

19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and
pregnancy tests.

20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good shit."

21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.

22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going to
drink that much again."

23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.

24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.

25. When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them
instead of asking "Oh shit what the hell happened?"

26: You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that
doesn't apply to you and can't find one.

Mrdi · 23 August 2006, 11:06 AM

This is a long list
I'll finish it after my nap

Mrdi

Otis · 23 August 2006, 11:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mrdi

This is a long list
I'll finish it after my nap

Mrdi

I had trouble reading it... my eyes gave out after the first few!

Rockrolex · 23 August 2006, 11:48 AM

By the time I got to #15, I forgot what #1 said.

padi56 · 23 August 2006, 05:36 PM

How true Paulie well most of them.

JJ Irani · 23 August 2006, 05:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mrdi

This is a long list
I'll finish it after my nap

Mrdi

24 August 2006, 01:43 AM

Great list Paul!

24 August 2006, 01:51 AM

I got half way through before I had to break at 4 p.m. for dinner.

astcell · 24 August 2006, 03:20 AM

I can't concentrate enough to read the list, those kids next door have their music up so loud, are they deaf or something?

GerardoG · 24 August 2006, 03:49 AM

Good stuff!

C.J. · 24 August 2006, 09:36 AM

You just made me cry

When the hell did I become old?

Great list though

23 August 2006, 11:48 AM	#4
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24 August 2006, 01:51 AM	#8
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23 August 2006, 10:19 AM	#1
mailman TRF Moderator & SubLV41 2024 Patron Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: . Watch: 126610LN Posts: 35,510	26 signs you've grown up 26 SIGNS YOU HAVE GROWN UP 1. Your houseplants are alive and you can't smoke any of them. 2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question. 3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. 4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed. 5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator. 6. You watch the Weather Channel. 7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up. 8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14. 9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up." 10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door won't turn down the stereo. 11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you. 12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore. 13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up. 14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers. 15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt. 16. You take naps. 17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one. 18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach. 19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests. 20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good shit." 21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time. 22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again." 23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. 24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar. 25. When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them instead of asking "Oh shit what the hell happened?" 26: You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you and can't find one.

23 August 2006, 11:06 AM	#2
Mrdi Banned Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: PA Posts: 3,478	This is a long list I'll finish it after my nap Mrdi

24 August 2006, 01:43 AM	#7
---- Guest Posts: n/a	Great list Paul!

24 August 2006, 03:20 AM	#9
astcell "TRF" Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Real Name: Robert Location: Angelus Oaks, CA Watch: 116713 Posts: 6,828	I can't concentrate enough to read the list, those kids next door have their music up so loud, are they deaf or something?

24 August 2006, 03:49 AM	#10
GerardoG Banned Join Date: Oct 2005 Real Name: Gerardo Location: Here Watch: ALL of them Posts: 32,098	Good stuff!

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