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Goodwatch · 27 August 2006, 07:14 AM

An Irishman's been at a pub all night drinking. The bartender finally says that the bar is closed. So he stands up to leave and falls flat on his face. He figures that he will crawl outside and get some fresh air and maybe that will sober him up.

Once outside he tries again to stand up and falls flat on his face. So the Irishman crawls home. At the door he again tries to stand up, only to fall flat on his face. So he then craws through the door and up the stairs. When he reaches his bed he tries one more time to stand up. This time he falls right into bed and is sound asleep.

He awakens the next morning to his wife standing over him shouting. " So you've been out drinking again!!!"

"How did you know?" he asks. "The pub called, you left your wheelchair there again."

C.J. · 27 August 2006, 09:32 AM

JJ Irani · 27 August 2006, 01:29 PM

padi56 · 27 August 2006, 06:57 PM

27 August 2006, 07:14 AM	#1
Goodwatch "TRF" Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Real Name: Frans ® Location: Rotterdam Watch: the sunrise... Posts: 10,230	Crawling home An Irishman's been at a pub all night drinking. The bartender finally says that the bar is closed. So he stands up to leave and falls flat on his face. He figures that he will crawl outside and get some fresh air and maybe that will sober him up. Once outside he tries again to stand up and falls flat on his face. So the Irishman crawls home. At the door he again tries to stand up, only to fall flat on his face. So he then craws through the door and up the stairs. When he reaches his bed he tries one more time to stand up. This time he falls right into bed and is sound asleep. He awakens the next morning to his wife standing over him shouting. " So you've been out drinking again!!!" "How did you know?" he asks. "The pub called, you left your wheelchair there again." __________________ Member# 127

27 August 2006, 09:32 AM	#2
C.J. "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: * Posts: 10,196	__________________ Me? I'm still looking for Kokomo. I just hope that damn golfer isn't there

27 August 2006, 01:29 PM	#3
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27 August 2006, 06:57 PM	#4
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