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alohanakoni · 21 July 2009, 07:10 AM

my favorite is #11

These were actual newspaper ads :

1.) FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites
2.) FREE PUPPIES: ½ Cocker Spaniel, ½ sneaky neighbor's dog.
3.) FREE PUPPIES... Part German Shepherd, part stupid dog.
4.) FREE GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German.
5.) FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat, been out awhile-- Better be a reward!!
6.) COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED...Also 1 gay bull for sale.
7.) NORDIC TRACK: $300 hardly used, call Chubby.
8.) GEORGIA PEACHES, California grown - 89 cents lb.
9.) JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer $300.
10.) WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE. WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE. Call Stephanie.
11.) FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica - 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed, got married last month. Wife knows everything.

marshallr47 · 21 July 2009, 09:53 AM

Funny stuff.

idk01 · 21 July 2009, 12:11 PM

They are hilarious

Your right, I can relate to number 11

He found Miss Right, first name Always

SubmarinerMan · 21 July 2009, 09:02 PM

Hilarious!

sexner · 22 July 2009, 03:41 AM

# 7 sounds about right too!!!!!!

JJ Irani · 22 July 2009, 03:42 AM

limbo · 22 July 2009, 06:44 AM

Bisquitlips · 22 July 2009, 07:22 AM

Lion · 24 July 2009, 06:38 AM

Very good!!!

Rebel · 24 July 2009, 07:07 AM

21 July 2009, 09:53 AM	#2
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21 July 2009, 12:11 PM	#3
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21 July 2009, 09:02 PM	#4
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22 July 2009, 03:41 AM	#5
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21 July 2009, 07:10 AM	#1
alohanakoni "TRF" Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Real Name: Anthony Location: USA Watch: Rolex Daytona TT Posts: 860	Real Newspaper Ads my favorite is #11 These were actual newspaper ads : 1.) FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites 2.) FREE PUPPIES: ½ Cocker Spaniel, ½ sneaky neighbor's dog. 3.) FREE PUPPIES... Part German Shepherd, part stupid dog. 4.) FREE GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German. 5.) FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat, been out awhile-- Better be a reward!! 6.) COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED...Also 1 gay bull for sale. 7.) NORDIC TRACK: $300 hardly used, call Chubby. 8.) GEORGIA PEACHES, California grown - 89 cents lb. 9.) JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer $300. 10.) WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE. WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE. Call Stephanie. 11.) FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica - 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed, got married last month. Wife knows everything. __________________ "Chicka chicka bow wow!"

22 July 2009, 06:44 AM	#7
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