Your Mama so fat!

[SubmarinerMan]

Ok guys, lets hear your 'Mama fat'' jokes.

Here's a few:

Your Mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized!

Your Mama is so fat that when she dances to the music on the radio, the record skips at the radio station

Your Mama so fat she makes olympic sumo wrestlers look anerixic.

Your Mamma so fat her Passport photo says 'Picture is continued overleaf'

Your Mama so fat she's once, twice, three times a lady.

[allanofcalifornia]

Are you talking about my mama!


Allan

[SubmarinerMan]

Originally Posted by allanofcalifornia

Are you talking about my mama!


Allan

[JJ Irani]

[Skullring]

your mama is so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs

your mama is so fat the only language she speaks is wookie.

[sexner]

[Alcan]

Your mama is so fat she has her own gravitational field.

[Lion]

Very good!!!

[Rebel]

[idk01]

Your mama is so fat she has more chins than chinatown

Your mama is so fat she walks out to get my mail It measures on the Ritcker scale

Your mama is so fat she's once, twice, three times a lady.

Your mama is so fat she was in the Daily Record last week on page 5, 6, 7, 8, and 9.

Your mama is so fat the circus use her as a trampoline

Your mama is so fat stunt agencies use her as an air mattress

Your mama is so fat when she opens the Fridge it says - 'I give up...'

Your mama is so fat she got a new gig at the Cinema...she works as the screen

Your mama is so fat she once told me 'I could eat a horse'...believe me, she wasn't kidding!

Your mama is so fat she deep fries her toothpaste.

Your mama is so fat when she steps on the Weight Scales it says...'to be continued'...

Your mama is so fat she once went on a seafood diet...whenever she saw food she ate it!

Your mama is so fat folk exercise by jogging around her!

Your mama is so fat when she bends over, we enter Daylight Saving Time.

Your mama is so fat she sat on a Nintendo Gamecube and it turned into a gameboy

Your mama is so fat small objects orbit her.

Your mama is so fat she make Olympic sumo wrestlers look anerixic.

Your mama is so fat when I tell her to haul ass, she gotta make two trips.

Your mama is so fat when she farted she launched herself into orbit.

Your mama is so fat she lost a game at Hide&Seek only cos I spotted her...behind Mount Everest.

Your mama is so fat when I had to swerve to avoid hitting her on the road I ran out of Petrol!

[figbo]

Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized!
Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for them as a new world!

[rmcarlton]

Great fun!

[vandehat]

your mama is so fat she sweats butter and syrup, got a job at Denny's wiping pancakes across her forehead.

Your mama so fat she sat on a rainbow and made skittles.

your mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

[cyberone]

Your mama is so fat that if she wore a malcom X t shirt helicopters would land on here

your mama is so fat her blood type is rocky road

Your mama is a carpenters dream flat as a board and easy to screw... ooops lol

[Tri-Tip]

When your mama sits around the house, she sits around the house.

[Hairdude1]

[Psmith]

As funny as they were 6 years ago...

[watchwatcher]