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30 July 2009, 03:44 AM
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Frozen crabs.
A man boarded an air-plane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blond stewardess to take care of them for him. She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator.
He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them staying frozen, mentioned in a very haughty manner that he was a lawyer, and proceeded to rant at her about what would happen if she let them thaw out. Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behaviour. Shortly before landing in New York, she used the intercom to announce to the entire cabin, "Would the gentleman who gave me the crabs in New Orleans, please raise your hand?" Not one hand went up ... so she took them home and ate them. Two lessons here: 1. Lawyers aren't as smart as they think they are. 2. Blonde's aren't as dumb as most folks think.
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30 July 2009, 03:49 AM
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30 July 2009, 06:16 AM
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30 July 2009, 06:24 AM
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I like it.
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30 July 2009, 06:33 AM
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30 July 2009, 05:14 PM
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30 July 2009, 05:58 PM
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Good one!
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30 July 2009, 07:24 PM
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30 July 2009, 08:27 PM
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31 July 2009, 01:23 PM
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31 July 2009, 04:28 PM
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31 July 2009, 09:02 PM
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5 August 2009, 09:48 PM
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Very funny!!!
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5 August 2009, 10:07 PM
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Great One. Thanks,Padi!
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23 July 2011, 11:06 PM
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