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Old 19 January 2023, 07:53 AM   #1
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Skinny little man in the elevator

A skinny little man goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little dude staring up at him, so he says to him, "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pounds of testicles, Turner Brown." The little man faints and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking the little guy. In a weak voice the little pipsqueak says, "What EXACTLY did you say to me?" The big guy says, "I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me...I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch penis, my testicles weigh 3 pounds and my name is Turner Brown."

The little guy stutters, "T-T-T-Turner Brown?? Sweet Jesus, I thought you said 'Turn around'!!"

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Old 20 January 2023, 06:27 AM   #2
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Old 20 January 2023, 06:37 AM   #3
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Old 21 January 2023, 12:27 AM   #4
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Old 23 January 2023, 07:47 AM   #6
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Old 23 January 2023, 01:25 PM   #8
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Old 23 January 2023, 03:20 PM   #9
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Old 23 January 2023, 10:30 PM   #10
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Old 24 January 2023, 09:58 AM   #11
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Old 25 January 2023, 12:55 AM   #14
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Old 25 January 2023, 02:46 AM   #15
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Old 20 February 2023, 11:40 PM   #16
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