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Xenophon · 7 August 2009, 01:49 AM

A man died and was taken away by the undertakers. The next day his widow went to see his remains. He was lying in a casket dressed in a blue suit.
"He always looked so much better in brown" said the widow,
"Could you find a brown suit to dress him in, please" ?
A couple of days later the widow recieved a request from the undertakers to come in. On seeing her husband dressed in a brown suit the widow said
"Thank-you, he looks much better. How did you manage it"?
"Well" said the undertaker,
"we had a gentleman who died and came to us in a brown suit. Coincidentally, his widow asked if we could dress him in a blue suit. After that, it was just a matter of swapping the heads over"

allanofcalifornia · 7 August 2009, 01:56 AM

Oh No!!

Allan

idk01 · 7 August 2009, 02:20 AM

HAHAhahahahah

sexner · 7 August 2009, 03:01 AM

JJ Irani · 7 August 2009, 03:54 AM

Nice one on a Friday morning!!!

limbo · 7 August 2009, 06:45 AM

SubmarinerMan · 7 August 2009, 08:10 AM

onkyo · 7 August 2009, 01:16 PM

Oh boy.....

Lion · 7 August 2009, 02:01 PM

Yikes!!!

DHLChief · 7 August 2009, 09:36 PM

TSW · 23 July 2011, 05:52 PM

:)

mitchy · 23 July 2011, 11:23 PM

Art 1 · 23 July 2011, 11:24 PM

texex91 · 23 July 2011, 11:28 PM

Hear this one all the time (I own two funeral homes)...it's a good one.

brkanand · 23 July 2011, 11:30 PM

Remember to have read something like this minutes ago!

7 August 2009, 01:49 AM	#1
Xenophon 2024 SubLV41 Pledge Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Real Name: Xenophon Location: UK Posts: 2,728	Brown Suit A man died and was taken away by the undertakers. The next day his widow went to see his remains. He was lying in a casket dressed in a blue suit. "He always looked so much better in brown" said the widow, "Could you find a brown suit to dress him in, please" ? A couple of days later the widow recieved a request from the undertakers to come in. On seeing her husband dressed in a brown suit the widow said "Thank-you, he looks much better. How did you manage it"? "Well" said the undertaker, "we had a gentleman who died and came to us in a brown suit. Coincidentally, his widow asked if we could dress him in a blue suit. After that, it was just a matter of swapping the heads over" __________________ The sea! The sea! Θάλαττα! θάλαττα!

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