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3 October 2006, 02:48 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2005
Real Name: Peter
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The Burglar.
A burglar breaks into a home and as soon as he walks in he hears, "Jesus is watching you." He looks around, and sees nothing. He walks toward the VCR and again he hears, "Jesus is watching you." He looks up and down and around, and still sees nothing. He begins to unhook the VCR and again hears, "Jesus is watching you."! He looks in the corner and sees a parrot in a cage, and asks the parrot, "Was that you who said that?"
The parrot replies, "Yes" The burglar asked "What's your name ?" "Moses." "What kind of idiot would name a parrot Moses ?" "The same idiot who would name a Doberman 'Jesus'."
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