Padi Tale Or Tail.

[padi56]

Guy was in Tescos buying a large bag of Purina for my dog Tony and was in line to check out.

A woman behind me asked if he had a dog.

On impulse, told her that no, I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

Told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

Have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy behind her.

Horrified, she asked if I'd been poisoned and was that why I was in the hospital.

He said no.....I'd been sitting in the middle of the road licking my balls and a car hit me.

Thought the tall guy was going to have to be carried out the door he was dieing from laughter.

[mike]

[mailman]

[Earl]

OMG Peter so funny!!!!

[C.J.]

[Prince]

[JJ Irani]

[Scarface]