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Old 21 March 2009, 04:14 PM   #1
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Stuttering Animals

A teacher is explaining biology to her 3rd grade
students. 'Human beings are the only animals that stutter', she says.

Rhiannon raises her hand 'I had a kitty-cat who stuttered', she volunteered.


The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could
become, asked Rhiannon to describe the incident.

'Well', she began, 'I was in the back yard with my kitty and
the rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!

'That must've been scary', said the teacher. '

It sure was', said Rhiannon.. 'My kitty raised his back,
went 'Fffff, Fffff, Fffff'... And before he could say ' f$#@' , the rottweiler ate him!
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Old 21 March 2009, 11:54 PM   #2
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Old 22 March 2009, 03:08 AM   #3
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Old 22 March 2009, 05:14 AM   #4
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What the ffffff..?:clap :
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Old 22 March 2009, 07:28 AM   #5
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